What are your craziest ideas for films?

[Groke]

Originally Posted by craigy111

Jason vs Robo cop.

I thought that one's quite plausable really!

[whitezombie]

My idea -

I used to work for a Call Centre (originally ntl, later to become Virgin Media). Virgin outsourced the work to IBM, so they ran the Call centres for them, and all the staff were transferred to IBM contracts, and basically, IBM are a bunch of ignorant, penny-pinching, money-grabbing, scurrilous nincompoops!

Anyway, given that they cared not for maintaining a skilled work force, only for doing a job as cheaply as possible, with as little outgoings as they could get away with, my idea was to make a zombie film in a call centre.

Firstly, IBM would be panicing about the fact that all of their workforce were turning to zombies, and couldn't answer the phones (call minutes means money!!), then someone had a brainwave, and would coax the zombies to answer the phones, in exchange for brains ("don't feed them management, there's no nutrition in management!!!").
The customer obviously wouldn't notice any difference, because there are a lot of call centres that use scripts for their agents to read from anyway!

Somewhat disturbingly, some years back, someone in the call centre opened a package which contained a "suspicious white substance".
For some reason, and I can only offer conjecture as to why, the police did not turn up for two hours, there was no evacuation, they didn't even turn the Air-con off (so if there was something nasty in the air, it would continue to circulate!), and people, including myself, were allowed to come and go freely, potentially spreading whatever it may have been!!

So with that said, but story may not be too far from what IBM might try to pull should the zombie apocalypse come out (why outsource to India, when you can outsource to Zombieland!!!).

[AshMojoDurden]

A scientist in a mesh t-shirt who gets in a horrible lab accident, and now he can smell crime... BEFORE it happens.
Starring Dolph Lundgren.

[DonisFun]

A gangster film with Christopher Walken, Al Pacino, Robert de Niro, Joe Pesci, Jack Nicholson, Sir Ben Kingsley, Frank Vincent. Directed by Martin Scorsese. Any script would do, I just really want all these actors in one film.

[Jeffbiscuits]

Snow Clowns-The Movie. Starring Vincent Cassel as The Abominable Dr. Snowclown. Plot details TBA.

[Porkchopexpress]

'Intestinal Affairs' A morbidly obese bomb disposal expert (Val Kilmer) accidentally swallows an IED hidden in a particularly delicious cake, planted by a disgruntled baker (William H Macey), he has only ninety minutes to disembowel himself using a tea spoon and disarm the device before he bleeds to death/explodes/gets food poisoning.

Cue self inflicted body torture, William H Macey in a jaunty chef's hat paddling Val Kilmer's bloated abdomen with a heavily buttered spatula.

Tagline 'Come Dynamite With Me'

[murrayheather]

Hi, My name is Murray and this is my Rom-Zom-Com idea (Romantic Zombie Comedy) of when a zombie and a women fall in love with each other and the effects the relationship have on other people. A man becomes a zombie (all will be revealed) and makes friends with Will, a zombie fan, they become best friends until the zombie falls in love with Rosie, Wills friend who he accidentally introduces the zombie to, Then Rosie's brother finds out and goes out to kill the zombie.

The film shows how the first man to become a zombie get's "infected", the first kiss (or bite) and the last farewell. The film will include the usual things associated with zombie films but will have lots of variation and twists to the norm.

What do you think of the idea? any thoughts are greatly appreciated.