If you were a Transformer, i.e. giant robot...what would you transform into?

[Groke]

Apart from a stunning beauty, obviously!

[Groke]

Originally Posted by jaykays hat

I'd transform into a pair of Salma Hayeks knickers

Hey, I said 'giant' robot. A giant robot would transform into a giant pair of Salma Hayek's knickers.

Or was that your thinking?

[morris]

Originally Posted by jaykays hat

Sorry Groke, I ignored the giant robot bit I couldn't take my mind off of Salmas knickers.

tiny lacy knickers with Salma in them or a giant robot. I know which I'd rather think about.

[Groke]

How did this topic degenerate into this so quickly?!

[Jeffbiscuits]

Tank cat.

[danmc]

I would transform into a robotic BBFC film classifier & reject Transformers 3 therefore making it illegal in the uk. That way, I would reassuringly know that the chances of me having to put up with even just a minutes more viewings worth of that crap will be a fair bit more limited and considering I don't really travel outside the country I wont have to worry about different locations censorers passing such pish uncut or allowing it at all

[morris]

Originally Posted by Jeffbiscuits

Tank cat.

obligatory

[Jeffbiscuits]

I just wanted to see that pic again. It's the weirdest, bestest cat spam you've got, Morris.

[Jonesy]

I'd transform into this:



Obviously I wouldn't be serving the drinks to anyone other than myself.

[Jeffbiscuits]

Robot barman only seems to stock generic non branded beer.

Creepy Terminator cat.