Daily rant thread

[SarahConnor1]

Insurance companies have a whole staff of arseholes and are run by arseholes, that is totally shit Dude. If they're taking the car off you they at least should have your cheque ready. And it shouldn't be a cheque either, waiting for it to clear. Fuck sake

[morris]

Originally Posted by jaykays hat

Knowing your town as I do I knew you'd understand why I didn't like it Morris. In fact I didn't just dislike it, I wanted to beat the fuck out of the main group of yoots.

I wish you would, Jay. This week a bunch of them have trashed the stairwell near our flat with graffiti. Fucking hate them. The police know but don't do squat about it. There's security doors and you have to be buzzed in but they're getting in anyway. We've only lived in this part of town for a year but starting to wish we could move, even though we like our flat.

[Firedragon76]

I have...
...of late and wherefore I know exactly lost all my mirth. There are way too many idiots who either don't know how to do their jobs or just can't be arsed to do them properly. If I felt the urge to put out other people's fires or clean up their messes, I'd have become a firefighter or cleaning woman (feel free to read the last two words in Steve Martin's voice).

On the plus side, the entire town is full of Christmas markets, so there's a lot of alcohol available on every street corner.

[Jonesy]

This is how stupid people at work and whining maggots are making me feel this week.



gif courtesy of morris

[morris]

CRAP!!!!!

Stupid feckin Microshit have started forcing the new Outlook - which is CAK as you'd expect - onto some email accounts.

F*** YOU, Outlook!!! You're a piece of shit!!



Time to start looking for a new email, after all these years. Why is it whenever they overhaul the thing they always make it worse? It was fine, it worked. It wasn't broken you imbeciles.

Fuck.

[TheGuyver]

Gmail mate. Million times better

[morris]

I've got a gmail account already Guyver but I never use it. I'm not a fan of Google, they're creepy swines.

Now for today's rant...

Why does EVERY FREAKING THING WE OWN, have to break down??

First of all Mrs Cat noticed water on the downstairs wall. It'd come down from the shower where the sealant was knackered. We got that fixed, didn't cost much and was done quickly and we hope, well.
Then the big fridge (we've got two) broke down. The bottom freezer part is working but the top is useless now.

Now BLOW me down if the fecking vacuum cleaner hasn't packed up. It's a special one, made for getting up pet hairs because we've got 2 cats and Mrs Cat and I shed a bit. It's a Miele - a good brand. Only had it for a fucking year!!

I'm so fed up with the way everything we have breaks down.
I swear to god if the cats plugged in, they'd break down...but that'd be ok because they don't do any bloody thing.

[Jeffbiscuits]

Our vacuum cleaner broke too. It sucks stuff up fine but now it also sprays clumps of dust and hair into the air too. We though we could do without it since all but one room is laminated and we thought Canada was happening this year. Canadas not until Summer 2014 now and the carpet in that one room is begining to grow things. Going to try to find a second hand one somewhere.


The rest of the posts moved to Idle chat - Kiba

[morris]

Ordered DREDD on blu-ray from Cockbuster marketplace, which has been a good source of cheap blu-rays - until now.

The cocks sent me the DVD in a blu-ray case. When I phoned to complain they said they're out of stock of the blu-rays. Of course they want their stupid DVD back.

Fuck you, Cockbuster you bell-ends!!!! waste of my fecking time

They got one other item in the order right, but still. PANTS!