Scenes that make you go "Oh seriously just f*** off!"

[wazza88]

The Bat Credit Card in Batman and Robin. I know the whole film was a joke that killed the franchise, but that single moment encapsulated roughly 90 minutes of dirge.

Oh, and the ending to Law Abiding Citizen, when it's revealed how Gerard Butler's character has been killing people...ridiculous!

[jamesheath91]

The bat business card has already been mentioned.

But how about the ice skating scene.

Or the fact that Clooney's bat suit has NIPPLES.

[sebhaff]

Ocean's 12: When Julia Roberts' character pretends to be the 'actual' Julia Roberts. Also, the 'twist' ending.
In fact, the whole movie is an overindulgent piece of crap.

Hate that f***ing movie with a passion.

[Ancient One]

Personally Ive always thought the bit in Volcano where a twenty storey building falls on Tommy Lee Jones and he SURVIVES is a classic example.

[MrSilly]

The entirety of Volcano is pretty amazing. So I'm meant to believe that the city and its people are at serious risk from a threat that can be escaped by a brisk walk? That bit where the subway worker sacrifices his life to save an unconscious passenger, well if he wasn't such a tubby fellow then he could've gotten to the guy and back before the lava got anywhere near a dangerous location.

[thedude]

Originally Posted by MrSilly

The entirety of Volcano is pretty amazing. So I'm meant to believe that the city and its people are at serious risk from a threat that can be escaped by a brisk walk? That bit where the subway worker sacrifices his life to save an unconscious passenger, well if he wasn't such a tubby fellow then he could've gotten to the guy and back before the lava got anywhere near a dangerous location.

The way he dies is hilarious too, you simply couldnt stay standing when you are knee deep in molton rock, lots of nasty death, quickly.

[canucksandy]

Most high altitude mountaineering films - but especially Vertical Limit and Cliffhanger – sprinting around at 20,000 feet plus just isn’t realistic.

[fortunesfool]

Originally Posted by canucksandy

Most high altitude mountaineering films - but especially Vertical Limit and Cliffhanger – sprinting around at 20,000 feet plus just isn’t realistic.

On a similar note - Any scene where a spectacular stunt sequence is ruined by a rubbish and obvious fx shot of the lead actor, completely pulling you out of the film. We know it's not Roger Moore skiing off a mountain and no amount of crap process shots are gonna make me believe it.

[Cropsy]

God no-one has even mentioned Crank 2, i know its made this way to be entertaining, but its not entertaining its pure drivel and to even contemplate rubbing yourself against a decrepped old lady to cause friction and make sure your artificial electric heart starts pumping again... i dont need to say anymore.

Another ridiculous one for me as a horror fan is most of the Friday the 13th films but part VII 'The New Blood' its shows a scene where he is next to the summer houses in crystal lake outside where kids are inside partying etc, so a lot of easy prey for him yes?, er no, his first kill is a couple whose car has broken down next to a sign that says 'Camp Crystal Lake, 5 miles). Why has he went 5 miles away from about 10 kids he rip the guts out of?, maybe this gripe is for another thread, but the Crank films absolutely slaughter me.

And finally Con Air, lordy lordy, he crash lands in vegas, gets on motorbikes with John Cusack pursues Malkovich etc for a few miles, deals with them then what happens, he goes back to the crash where his family are and what does he find?? That friggin bunny rabbit just happening to be adrift down the kerb and heading to the drain and he just happens to stop it in the nick of time. B*****ks

[Kazgraz]

You can't pull Crank into this debate, its whole being riffs off the "what the f..." factor and that's what makes it awesome.

How about the end scene in Jurrasic Park where the T-Rex sneaks through the tiny entrance door to wait patiently in the background for a break in the raptor v human fight. Surprise! I've been here the whole time!