Prince of Persia

[Grinch11]

Prince of Persia - 3 stars

Attempting to launch a franchise as successful as his previous theme park ride-to-big screen, bloated extravaganza, Pirates of the Caribbean uber-producer Jerry Bruckheimer has mined the pixelated world of 1989’s repetitive (that’ll be “word of the day” with this review), yet charming platformer, Prince of Persia. Throw in a gym subscription for the newly buffed Gyllenhaal, a similar deal at the tanning salon for Gemma Arterton, and in Mike Newell, a director that knows how to handle large scale blockbusters burdened with expectation, and we have a definitive start to the summer silly season.

Set in medieval Persia, this is the story of Dastan (Gyllenhaal), a prince born out of bloodline and raised as one of the King’s own sons, only to be cast asunder when he is treacherously framed by those close to him during a thinly veiled WMD themed attack on a peaceful kingdom (oooooh topical!). It’s here that our building hopping hero teams up with reluctant royal, Princess Tamina, in a race across the desert in order to save the kingdom using the Maguffin of a magical dagger that turns back time. Told you it was silly season.

The source similarities are inevitable, so let’s get them out of the way; POP is very much like watching the evolution of a computer game, as sequence after sequence loosely hangs together you fully expect the fades to black to be accompanied by “Level 1-1”, it’s this structure that leads to the highly repetitive nature of the narrative.

That being said, some of the most thrilling aspects are manifested in the parkour inspired roof leaping and swash buckling that is clearly inspired by the game, it’s refreshingly genuine stunt assisted action too, rather than the CGI splurge that threatens the overblown finale.

In amongst the kid friendly action that elicits memories of the first of the Mummy films, and thankfully not the lamentable sequels, are some surprisingly effective performances from our lead couple. Gyllenhaal employs a thoroughly convincing English accent on his way to becoming an indisputable action hero, fully aware of the ludicrousness of it all, he is clearly having fun playing dress-up. Equally effective is the stunning Arterton, managing to err just the right side of petulant princess whilst also holding her own in the action stakes. They make a highly amusing bickering couple in the Douglas/Turner mould.

Supporting turns are also strong, with the extremely funny Alfred Molina and the pantomime posturing of Sir Ben Kingsley both registering. They respectively chew up the screen with the ridiculous lines they are asked to mutter, a task that the unfortunate Toby Kebbell (Rocknrolla) cannot match as he blends into the background as Dastan’s brother.

Gyllenhaal and Arterton do enough to ensure this Prince should get a second term on the throne and there are more thrills and spills than your average buster of blocks, but nothing you’ll remember once the Game Over screen appears.

[jaykays hat]

I really enjoyed this, it reminded me of being a kid watching the old sinbad films at the cinema all those years ago. Gyllenhaal is great as the lead character and I am surprised by how good his English accent is. Great turns by Molina and Kingsley and for once Arterton didn't get on my nerves.

[Welchy]

Originally Posted by jaykays hat

Gyllenhaal is great as the lead character and I am surprised by how good his English accent is.

But why is it english? They're in bloody Persia

[jaykays hat]

Originally Posted by Welchy

But why is it english? They're in bloody Persia

I wondered why too?

[Zippykins1]

Consistency maybe? Theres a lot of Brits in the film, so Gyllenhaal may as well sound like the rest of them. It was a really decent accent and he was looking Fiiiiiiine.

Forgetable the minute you left the theatre, but pretty fun while it lasted.

[morris]

Originally Posted by Welchy

But why is it english? They're in bloody Persia

It's either that or American since no one really knows what a Persian accent is, except for Persians.
which would you rather?

[Ancient One]

Just a bad In-Persia-nation maybe ?

[Jonesy]

Please say you're not here all night.

[Roba Fett]

Just caught this and I'm pleased to say Prince Of Persia is one of the most fun films I've seen in a long time. Forget the dodgy accents and distractingly up-close fight scenes, the film itself is a hoot with the aura of a grand old boys own adventure. The cgi is very restrained compared to today's modern action flicks which is very refreshing and the film doesn't take itself seriously and is actually very tongue in cheek. In the tough (cough) world of video game adaps this is definitely among the best I've seen. Great fun. 3.5/5

[jaykays hat]

Originally Posted by Roba Fett

Just caught this and I'm pleased to say Prince Of Persia is one of the most fun films I've seen in a long time. Forget the dodgy accents and distractingly up-close fight scenes, the film itself is a hoot with the aura of a grand old boys own adventure. The cgi is very restrained compared to today's modern action flicks which is very refreshing and the film doesn't take itself seriously and is actually very tongue in cheek. In the tough (cough) world of video game adaps this is definitely among the best I've seen. Great fun. 3.5/5

I felt the same Roba, good old fashioned fun.