Funny captions

[Jeffbiscuits]

Think of a funny caption to go with the weird picture. The picture can be a movie clip or any general daft picture but should be movie related. Any new weird pictures are welcome (especially if the captions for the previous pic have dried up)

Starting with Arnie and grannies


"Arnie was a predator in entirely the wrong sense of the word"

[Grinch11]

"Who is your Granny, and what does she do?"

[snakeplissken]

Either you get off my bench or I'll wear you both like Punch & Judy puppets...

[Grinch11]

"Are you Sarah Connor?"
"Yes"
[T-800 INTERNAL DATABASE......It hardly seems worth it now...she cant have more than 2 years to live.....what part of the franchise is this.......HOW MANY???......And McG is still directing??.........and you've really still got me chasing this b*tch?.......I thought that lighting guy killed John Connor for going batsh*t crazy at him?.......]
"Give me your clothes, your boots, and your scooter......forget the clothes......ok, maybe just the tights"

[Jeffbiscuits]

Originally Posted by Grinch11

"Give me your clothes, your boots, and your scooter......forget the clothes......ok, maybe just the tights"

Genius

"Ooh, that looks right sore, son. Let me put some ointment on it!

[jaykays hat]

Old lady - I think that muscular fella is doing a wanker sign at us?

[Jeffbiscuits]

"For my next trick...INVISIBLE BUNCH OF FLOWERS!!

[Porkchopexpress]

"You call that a varicose vein? THIS is a varicose vein!"

[Projectionist]

Which one of you lucky ladies is going to suck my Werther's Original?????

[jaykays hat]

Laydees, I know you are both married but eating is not cheating.