Daily rant thread

[thedude]

I agree with everything you have written and now believe your purpose in life is to write on this thread.

[pinkdegu]

Possibly correct, but I would hate to clog it up. Time for a new blog maybe?

[morris]

Originally Posted by Ancient One

What I hate are cyclists who ignore traffic by weaving in and out, undertaking on blind sides, ignoring traffic lights and thinking they have total right of way everywhere.Wankers.

As a kitty cyclist I keep well over, never ride other than single file and try to keep the hell away from traffic wherever I can. I follow all the rules, never run a light or weave between cars ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME I am not stupid. If I go on the pavement (sometimes I do) I always give way to peds. Cyclists who act the goat are idiots , I wish they wouldn't spoil it for the rest of us.

[morris]

Originally Posted by pinkdegu

Same goes for mothers with prams. They seem to think that it's acceptable to force me into a busy road so they can pass by two abreast, and when they decide to congregate in groups, with huge prams and loads of kids, and I have to walk in the middle of the road with car horns screeching at me so I can get past.

Do not get me started on mothers with their gigantic prams. Jeezus some of them are so feckin RUDE. They literally drive their bloody buggy right at you, expecting you to leap out of their way because they've got a pushchair!! Big deal biotch. I have as much right to the pavement as you. You don't get exclusive rights because you've chosen to clog this overpopulated world with your squalling offspring.

note: I don't hate mothers, or fathers. I just hate rude people.

Originally Posted by pinkdegu

Generally, the whole fecking human race pisses me off.

Join the club.

[morris]

Originally Posted by pinkdegu

and then the worst thing is, most of these kids of around 9-11 are taller than me! I don't mind letting the odd 5 year old through to see something but I take umbridge at having to shift for some hulking great 5 ft 5 11 year old with an ice cream !

yeh I apologise for the triple post, but hang on... 5 ft 5" is hulking ? how tall are you??

[pinkdegu]

Originally Posted by morris

yeh I apologise for the triple post, but hang on... 5 ft 5" is hulking ? how tall are you??

I'm 5ft and 1 inch

Being over this height doesn't make you hulking. But if you are 10 years old and 5 ft 5 then you really are verging on ridiculously hulking. Especially when so many of these kids are so wide as well, you can't see a thing.

EDIT: The average height for a 12 year old is apparantly 5ft. Currently in the UK. I struggled to hit 4 ft 5 at that age. Which makes life pretty annoying as it makes you invisible to everyone.

[Ancient One]

I take it you dont cycle in central London young cat.

[morris]

Originally Posted by Ancient One

I take it you dont cycle in central London young cat.

no indeed. I'm in Watford. There are many cycle lanes around here. I'm too timid to cycle somewhere as busy as central London..too many accidents. got to hang onto as many lives as possible

A ride along the Embankment would be ace, but not on those roads. /scaredy cat

[thedude]

Chelsea Barge, Toff Roader, Knightsbridge Carriage.

A 4x4 is for doing exactly what they should be, going off road, they should be dirty, they should smell of farmyard poo, they should have a xenophobic, flat cap wearing, grumpy farmer behind the wheel and they should make noise. They should not be driven by the sort of wankers that cruise around in them, not going anywhere near a field or muddle track, lest we forget that most of these 4x4 are guff off road (BMW, Merc, Porsche, Audi, VW I'm looking at you)anyway, so why buy them? Inferiority complex perhaps? The need to feel bigger than anyone else on the road? Or maybe your just a vapid, status seeking c*nt who thinks that just because you are in a massive wank*r mobile you have the right of way in ANY situation. And dont try and tell me you need it for the kids and your dogs, Volvo make very nice, very reliable and safe to all people Estates that can fit little Tarquin and Vagina in the back as well as your Black Labs (which you must always call Black Labs) called Jack and Rosie. And if you really give a sh!t what a group of strangers think about you car in a traffic jam BMW and Merc both do Estates, christ they even do an AMG version and an M5 that will rape most supercars. And they are safe. Speaking of safe, ever tried to see out the back of one of these "cars" when you are driving? You cant see a 12 year old out the back let alone a bunch of 4 year olds, and where do you see most of these wagons of death? Outside a f*cking school driven by a hoity, stuck up 45 year old Mum who has bugger all other Children or f*cking dogs. I dont like these cars at all, I am yet to come across a person who isnt a tw*t when driving one, they should be banned from the road, unless of course you are a disgruntled, smelly farmer.

[Jonesy]

I. HATE. CHILDREN/TEENS

1) Teens believe that everyone wants to hear their stupid conversations, so shout, scream and squeal as loudly as they possibly can. Note to children: We don't fucking care about who shagged who, or who looks like a monger. Keep your own damn business to yourself for crying out loud.
2) Teens stink - either of BO or cheap bloody perfume/deodrant like lynx or whatever the cheap girl version is. Note to children: There can be a pleasant inbetween i.e. pure and simple cleanliness.
3) Children/Teens don't know their fucking place. Note to children: If an adult wants to look at something in a shop, get out of the bloody way. We're here to buy; you're here to just waste everyone's time and be as irritating as possible.
4) Teens walks five abreast along the pavement. Note to children: GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY!!
5) Children don't look where they're going. Note to children: The next time you blindly propel yourself into me, I'm going to kick you across the bloody street and enjoy doing so.
6) Teens are ugly. Note to children: Don't look at me. Don't come near me. I do not want to see your ugly face.
7) Too many teens are breeding. Note to children: Don't. There's enough of you already and you're simply spreading the ugliness.
8) Teens think they know so much when they actually know so little. Note to children: You have only been on this earth a relatively short amount of time, therefore you know nothing by default. And don't simply repeat to me what your mummy and daddy have told you.
9) Teens have nothing useful to do with their lives and just hang around being a bloody nuisance. Note to children: Just fuck off.