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Old 21-09-2010, 03:46 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2joCXWy8-A4

Can anyone explain to me how this film is real?

It's like a bunch of movie execs got together and had the following conversation:

"Right guys, new idea for a film, woman is stuck in a house with a tiger and she can't get out. What do you think?"

"Wait... put her in pants and give her an autistic kid to look after!"

"You're a bloody genius Frank..."

The film itself is described as:

"A roaring and engaging ride with a unique concept and suspenseful plot, BURNING BRIGHT is this year's adrenalin-pumped thriller that is sure to keep you on the edge of your seat till its bloody finale."

This is more bizarre and sickening than The Human Centipede.
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Old 21-09-2010, 03:52 PM
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What a huge pile of tiger poop that looks like. The poor tiger. I feel such second hand embarrassment for him that it's like a form of rage.
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Old 22-09-2010, 10:44 PM
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Is this film based on a Stephen King short story? I've definetely read a story about someone finding a tiger in a toilet.
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Old 23-09-2010, 06:43 AM
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That was the Hangover.
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Old 23-09-2010, 09:41 AM
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Looks like the Jurassic Park raptor scene but with a tiger.
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Old 23-09-2010, 01:01 PM
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Stephen King story. Think it's in Skeleton Crew or Nightmares and Dreamscapes. A boy at school gets excused from class to goto the toilet and randomly there's a tiger in the toilet. All told from the boys point of view.
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Old 23-09-2010, 06:11 PM
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That's right, I vaguely remember it. He goes back to class almost wetting his pants and tells the teacher. The class laughs at him (as you would) several others things happen and finally the teacher goes to check it out. Then doesn't return.

"Here There Be Tygers", written in 1968.
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Old 30-09-2010, 08:18 PM
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Bwahahahahahaha, that sounds terrible
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Old 03-10-2010, 12:02 PM
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And the fact they've dared to use a William Blake quote for its title...
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