If a Director was a biscuit....

[morris]

Say you've made a spot of tea, or a nice cup of coffee. Naturally you want a biscuit with it.

Someone offers you a new biscuit called a 'Camerona'. What characteristics does this lovely bickkie have ?

[fortunesfool]

Yeah, they cost loads but you can't deny you get a good biscuit for the money.

[jaykays hat]

The new biscuit is in 3D

[Jonesy]

The biscuit that's 'King of the Tin!'

[Ancient One]

Its a BIG biscuit, looks lovely but is ultimately lacking filling and unrewarding.

[jaykays hat]

Could be worse you could get a M Night Shyamalan biscuit, the fist one tastes good but after that they are just shit and not worth dunking in your tea.

[Kiba.]

Nice one, jay.

One more for the Camerona. The Camerona ~Deluxe.

It looks, tastes and costs the same as the Camerona. But you get 0.08% more biscuit.

[snakeplissken]

Originally Posted by Ancient One

Its a BIG biscuit, looks lovely but is ultimately lacking filling and unrewarding.

Ha, the BAY biscuit surely - although both this and the Camerona have an overwhelming cheesiness about them.

[Jonesy]

Originally Posted by jaykays hat

Could be worse you could get a M Night Shyamalan biscuit, the fist one tastes good but after that they are just shit and not worth dunking in your tea.

The Shyamalana biscuit - the biscuit with a twist.

[morris]

The Lynch. looks like an regular biscuit on the outside, but each one contains a mystery ingredient.

It might be a sardine, or a button, an olive, or even a garlic clove. You don't know what it'll be. What you do know, is that it will make no sense whatsoever.