Bad Cinema Experiences

[Jonesy]

How do they see where they're ninjaing?

[Cueball]

Originally Posted by Jonesy

How do they see where they're ninjaing?

Teeny tiny night vision goggles?

[jaykays hat]

The female cinema ninja was pretty fit, wouldn't mind her joining me in the back row

I wouldn't mind being a cinema ninja if I was allowed throwing stars, nunchuks and a sword.

[morris]

Originally Posted by Jeffbiscuits

I'd feel less safe in a cinema if there was a lycra gimp sneaking about. That one didn't stand up at all. I bet there was a strap on.

I don't know what I'd think if someone in spandex crawled across the rows to me. But: "Ew - get away you perve" is probably close.

[Jonesy]

Don't lie, morris, you'd invite them onto your lap.

[morris]

If like Jay said, they were fit, then maybe.

[Jonesy]

Another stupid thing about the ninjas. Why are they dressed in white, or light grey, or whatever colour it is, if they're trying to be subtle in a dark room? Why not wear black and really creep up on your victims.

[Cueball]

Originally Posted by Jonesy

Another stupid thing about the ninjas. Why are they dressed in white, or light grey, or whatever colour it is, if they're trying to be subtle in a dark room? Why not wear black and really creep up on your victims.

Nah. Dress them up as the Alien.

[howdoufeelabout]

Worst experience: Frightfest 2009 Halloween all-nighter at the BFI.

Absolute sweat pit of a cinema and never again would I ever want to go back there. the venue ruined it for me and thankfully it got moved the following year. God awful place.

[AshleyDavies20]

When 'Titanic 3D' hit our screens me and the girlfriend got really excited and up for it, that was until the screen froze and the auditorium went into mad chaos about it. About 15 minutes later and to the delight of many people the film started, from the start...grrrr!