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Film Details

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UK Theatrical Release Date: Aug 7th 2009
Genre
- Action/adventure
Starring
Director
- Stephen Sommers
Screenplay
- Stuart Beattie,
- Skip Woods

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  Jun 17th 2009, 15:18
  
  Hey Hollywood... what happened to ORIGINALITY??? This video sums up how I feel: http://is.gd/14tBJ
  
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