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THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA
Not going to be as good as The Lord Of The Rings? Any talking lions on Middle-earth? No? Right, shut up then.

THE LIBERTINE
Johnny Depp in his most depraved, cussing, drunken, sweaty, shagged-out, debauched role yet. He’s a poet, but not as you know it.

THE TOTAL FILM READERS’ AWARDS
Drum roll, envelope rip, failing autocue, cough, cough... You vote, the stars gloat, as we jump on the awards season bandwagon like a cheap Jimmy Carr. Not quite Oscar, but yeah, good luck with them, Chris Evans.

KISS KISS, BANG BANG
Robert Downey Jr does nothing for years. Shane Black does nothing for years. Val Kilmer’s been around for years. Together? A big smacker.

JULIAN FELLOWES
Separate Lies helmer Julian Fellowes on why Tom Wilkinson should be garnished with a little gold man come March. Well, he only just missed out on a Total Film award (damn you, Alba!)

JASON STATHAM
Former Cockney wideboy turned surprise US superstar with Transporter 2. Rather athletic/gravity defying too, if our photoshoot’s anything to go by... Give that man 10 for artistic impression!

CURTIS HANSON
He perfected Russell Crowe’s scowl and, er, made Michael Douglas look old. Now, the genre-flitting LA Confidential director’s turned to his feminine side with Cameron Diaz and In Her Shoes.

HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE
“It’s not FAIR!” The boy wizard grows up, buys FHM, locks himself in his dorm, sprouts spots. Oh, and battles the most EVIL man EVER, V********.

THE TOTAL FILM GEM: THE CONSTANT GARDENER
Oscar-nommed Brazilian helmer Fernando Meirelles writes exclusively for Total Film about his globe-trotting thriller. And we all fancy Rachel Weisz.

THE TOTAL FILM INTERVIEW: JODIE FOSTER
Welcome back Clarice... The occasional film star talks Flightplan, Panic Room and Taxi Driver. But not much about Hannibal.

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ACCESS
The busiest movie buzz. Colin Farrell gets saucy with a young ’un in The New World, Nic Cage gets saucy with a motorbike in Ghost Rider and saucy Charlize Theron goes bondage in Aeon Flux. Flux yeah!

ROUGH CUT
News-flashers. Eli Roth’s making the sickest movie ever! Kevin Bacon’s making sex! Simon Pegg’s in M:I3! Stallone and Mr T are in Rocky VI! And they’ve finally cast Bond. Thank fuck.

ALSO SHOWING
The best of the rest...
LETTERS Your film-opinion brains exposed.
ALSO RELEASED The ones they wouldn’t show us.
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THE TOTAL FILM QUIZ How much do you know?
YOU GOT MAIL John Waters, interviewed by you.

LOUNGE
The all-new Total Film home entertainment section George Lucas himself is calling “the ultimate guide to DVD”.

NEW The latest DVD reviews, including War Of The Worlds, Mr & Mrs Smith, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Dig!... plus a big old geek-out in Ringers/Starwoids!

ARCHIVE Stallone and Lundgren on the Rocky Anthology: Ultimate Edition and Christopher ‘Doc’ Lloyd on the Back To The Future Trilogy: Ultimate Edition. Plus Toy Story, The Karate Kid and, whatever, Clueless.

TV On set with the cast of Lost, plus Dr Who, some Muppets and Ricky Gervais on new sitcom Extras...

STUFF Videogames, books, soundtracks. But only the ones you should care about.