FREE 2007 BLOCKBUSTER CALENDAR!

365 ESSENTIAL MOVIE QUOTES PLUS SECRET INFO ON THE YEAR'S TOP MOVIES...

Apocalypto, Rocky Balboa, The Good German, 300, Spider-Man 3, Pirates Of The Caribbean: At Worlds End, Black Snake Moan, The Bourne Ultimatum, Sin City 2, The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, I Am Legend, His Dark Materials: The Golden Compass and The Dark Knight   

SCREEN

Films. Loads of ’em. All at cinemas soon. We tell you if they’re any good or not...

• Casino Royale
• Dead Man’s Cards
• Duelist
• Esma’s Secret
• Flags Of Our Fathers
• Flushed Away
• Frostbite
• It’s Winter
• Leonard Cohen: I’m Your Man
• London To Brighton
• The Nightmare Before Christmas 3-D
• Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer
• The Rocket Post
• Saw III
• Shortbus
• Something New
• Stranger Than Fiction
• Tenacious D In The Pick Of Destiny
• Twelve And Holding
• The Upside Of Anger
• The US Vs John Lennon
• Waist Deep
• The West Wittering Affair
• The Wizard Of Oz
• Zoom

BUZZ

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ROCKY BALBOA
How excited are you now? Very. Quick, turn the page!

GHOST RIDER
Ages ago, we went on set and saw Nicolas Cage trying to imagine what the CGI would look like. Somehow, that’s exactly what he’s still doing.

GRINDHOUSE
Robert Rodriguez’s awesome Planet Terror teaser busts out and the stars exclusively reveal his film’s sicko secrets...

JESSICA BIEL’S BUM
Oh yes. The UK’s leading movie magazine knows what warrants page space...

FEATURES

BRAD PITT
Total Film meets the man who’s so bloody perfect he needs dollops of ‘old man’ make-up to play a character roughly his own age in Babel. He tells us why 2007 is his year.

BABEL
Decrepit Brad helps a blowfly-covered Cate Blanchett pee into a pan as she bleeds to death. That’s the cheery plot strand. Welcome to the year’s chirpiest movie.

KATE WINSLET
Could 2007 be the year the English Rose finally breaks her Oscar duck? Whatever. At least our writer didn’t make a pass at her.

FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS
We tell you all you need to know about the making of Clint’s Oscar-tipped war drama. Like how he showed up Barry Pepper on the Pec Deck.

DUSTIN HOFFMAN
The Hoff chats about Stranger Than Fiction, Martin Scorsese and shortarse relatives. Nothing on swimsuits, sadly.

ERAGON
The new LOTR or the new D&D? Either way our Production Editor Jayne Nelson will lap it up.

MOVIE MUSIC
Ah, music + images. We celebrate the greatest music in the cinema... most of it written by Kenny Loggins.

EVAN RACHEL WOOD
In bed with the talented 19-year-old. Well, kind of. She’s ill and we’re on the other end of a phone line.

SHORTBUS
Total Film hasn’t seen this much sex since our News Editor hit Cannes. The film exceeds two minutes, mind.

RICKY AND BEN
One room, the two Funniest Men In The World. Yep, Gervais banters with TF’s Jonathan Dean. Stiller pipes up, too.

DANNY DEVITO
The Diminutive One talks about Christmas comedy Deck The Halls and Mr Anti-Christmas, Tim Burton.

TIM BURTON
On a blustery night, as a winter darkness fell, Total Film haunted Tim Burton and set off some alarms.

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LOUNGE

We show you how to spend the next month on the sofa. Bring your own nachos.

NEW
Brandon Routh flies! Jack Black wrestles! Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx look hard!

ARCHIVE
Frank Capra Jr talks It’s A Wonderful Life, Peter Jackson presents an even bigger Kong, and De Niro goes hunting for Deer. Again.

LOVES
Comedian Dara O’Briain takes a break from hosting Mock The Week to wax lyrical about ’70s conspiracy classic The Parallax View.

LEGENDS
Ten of the best from Clint Eastwood, without a single orang-utan in sight.

STUFF
Games, books and soundtracks, plus everything you need to know about Wii. Yes, Wii.

ALSO SHOWING

The best of the rest...

LETTERS
Two pages of you! God, you’re fabulous.

ALSO RELEASED
Curse you, inflexible deadlines!

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UP FOR GRABS
Crazy loads of stuff to be won.

THE TOTAL FILM QUIZ
Four pages of brain taxers.

THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT
DiCaprio. Nicholson. Hilton! Total Film skewers The Departed. Act accordingly...