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EVERY NEW MOVIE REVIEWED AND RATED:

• Allegro
• Antibodies
• Be With Me
• The Black Dahlia
• Brothers Of The Head
• Clerks II
• Click
• Crank
• Dirty Sanchez
• DOA: Dead Or Alive
• Driving Lessons
• The Host
• Idlewild
• An Inconvenient Truth
• Johanna
• Keane
• Life And Lyrics
• Little Miss Sunshine
• Mountain Patrol
• The Night Listener
• Nina’s Heavenly Delights
• Pulse
• The Queen
• Shanghai Dreams
• Snakes On A Plane
• Snowcake
• Terkel In Trouble
• This Film Is Not Yet Rated
• Trust The Man
• Unconcious
• World Trade Center
• Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait

BUZZ:

YOU LOT KNOW THE DRILL BY NOW... AMAZING NEW PICTURES, INSIDER PREVIEWS, SIZZLING MOVIE NEWS AND - MORE OFTEN THAN NOT - SOME NUDITY.

BORAT!
The funniest movie of the year! Ah, wait. We’ve already used that line on something else, haven’t we? Shit.

COMIC CON!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles storm the world’s biggest geek-out. Plus, all facts and fun from 300, Hulk 2, Pan’s Labyrinth and more...

APOCALYPSE MEL!
Scooping up Mel Gibson’s shattered mind and getting excited about Apocalypto.

MAD STUFF!
Heath Ledger as The Joker, Larry Clark as anti-porn crusader, Ben Affleck as Superman...    

FEATURES:

BLACK DAHLIA
How best to cover Brian De Palma’s adap of James Ellroy’s blistering novel? Lightbulb: we’ll talk to De Palma and Ellroy. But what about Scarlett Johansson? Oh go on then, we’ve got half an hour to spare...

10 COOLEST MOVIES
What links Zodiac, The Departed, There Will Be Blood and The Santa Clause 3? Well, they’re among our 10 Coolest Movies Being Made Right Now. Well, maybe not SC3.

WORLD TRADE CENTER
We go to New York – where else? – to talk to Oliver Stone, Nicolas Cage and co about adapting the tragic events of 9/11 into a life-affirming movie. Only in Hollywood, eh?

ANNE HATHAWAY
Hollywood’s princess displays, like, hidden depths. Revelatory Q&A with The New Streep (only not as good). 

CLERKS II
The boys are back in town, hapless and hopeless as ever. We trade expletives with Kevin Smith and try not to choke on our drink when Rosario Dawson starts talking about anal bleaching.

THE NIGHT LISTENER
Disappointed by M Night Shyamalan’s Lady In The Water? Then join us in pretending this is really his new film...

1976!
Why are we celebrating 1976? Because it’s the 30th anniversary, duh. Next year: 1977.

BACK TO THE (PERFECT) FUTURE
Film characters hit rewind. Remotely linked to some Adam Sandler movie.

KIEFER SUTHERLAND
On why 24’s Jack Bauer risked it all by playing a special agent in The Sentinel. 

CHILDREN OF MEN
Rubble. Infertility. Grey skies. How could we resist giving three pages to this dystopian sci-fi drama? 

SIGOURNEY WEAVER
We sit alien and gorilla grappler Siggie down to talk life, Ripley and playing an autistic mum in Snowcake. 

LOUNGE:

WE SPEND EVERY MINUTE WATCHING THINGS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO...

NEW
Mutinous mutants in X-Men: The Last Stand, vanishing lives in The Magician. Oodles more.
 
ARCHIVE
They said they’d never release the original, untweaked Star Wars Trilogy. They lied.

LOVES
Jamie Russell shares his frankly rather scary passion for King Of New York. 

LEGENDS
If you absolutely, positively have to own 10 movies starring Sam �The Man’ Jackson...

STUFF
Games, books, soundtracks, TV... and hanging out with bikini-clad beauties pretending we’re Tony fuckin’ Montana. Oh, and there’s the small matter of an exclusive chat with Ricky Gervais...

ALSO SHOWING:

THE BEST OF THE REST...

LETTERS
Two pages we don’t have to write ourselves!

ALSO RELEASED
These missed our deadline. Bugger.

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UP FOR GRABS
Competition time, you lucky people.

THE TOTAL FILM QUIZ
Have fun and hurt your brain.

THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT
Foxx and Farrell’s �searing’ chemistry explored in our tidily brief guide to Miami Vice.