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EVERY NEW MOVIE REVIEWED AND RATED:

• Adrift
• Alpha Male
• Ant Bully
• CSA: Confederate States Of America
• John Tucker Must Die
• Lady In The Water
• Little Man
• Marilyn Hotchkiss Ballroom Dancing & Charm School
• Miami Vice
• Monster House
• My Super Ex-Girlfriend
• Paper Clips
• Right At Your Door
• A Scanner Darkly
• The Sentinel
• Severance
• Tais Toi!
• Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby
• To Die In San Hilario
• Viva Zapetero!
• Volver
• Wilderness
• You, Me And Dupree

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EXCLUSIVE PICTURES! INSIDER PREVIEWS! HOT MOVIE NEWS! BOW DOWN TO TOTAL FILM'S FRONT SECTION...

HOT FUZZ!
Showbiz chums, ’eh? Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright prove they really love us by reviewing their own film (a tad harshly, we reckon...)

SPIDER-MAN 3!
A superior breakdown of what to expect from the super(ior) hero. (Yeah, alright, that was a bit lame, wasn’t it?)

DANIEL CRAIG IS GAY!
In his new film! Not in real life obviously. Blimey, no need for the lawyers, we were only mucking about...

FEATURES:

25 FUNNIEST FILM STARS EVER
Ah, comedy. The universal balm that soothes the aches and pains of everyday life. And sometimes makes you wet your pants. Start here for mirth and, maybe, merriment.

WILL FERRELL
Guttenberg or Ferrell? In the end, Will just edged it as our comedy cover star (Steve never returned our calls).

ME, YOU AND DUPREE
When is a sequel to Wedding Crashers not a sequel to Wedding Crashers? Er, when it’s not a sequel to Wedding Crashers. Glad we cleared that up.

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE
“The Feel Good Film of the Summer!” we’re saying. And that’s not a tawdry attempt to get a quote on the poster. (Let’s see if it works, though...).

SEVERANCE
How about “The Office meets Deliverance”? Yes, the poster quote campaign continues apace...

DRINKING GAMES
We only drink to make our friends seem interesting (why they’re so drunk all the time, we’ve no idea). Anyway, what were we saying..? Oh yeah, booze. In films. Funny.

NEIL LABUTE
He loves liquor and he hates women. Or is it that he loves wicker and he hates swimmin’? End all confusion by reading our exclusive interview!

RIGHT AT YOUR DOOR
Finally! 24 The Movie. Except it isn’t. But it is set in Los Angeles. And the budget is exactly the same as 24’s... catering bill.

CONFESSIONS OF A BODY DOUBLE
“Hey, look – that’s my hand!” And other equally stirring tales...

MICHAEL DOUGLAS
One of our all-time favourite writers, Rob James, interviews one of our all-time favourite Douglases.

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THE MOST EXHAUSTIVE GUIDE TO DVD, BOOKS, GAMES - AND NEARLY EVERYTHING ELSE - EVER.

NEW
Brick: It’s solid (Arf!) Plus Basic Instinct 2 (Put it away!), a dubious guide to hostels and tonnes more new release goodness.

ARCHIVE
Crash, Flirting, Porky’s, Time Bandits Quadrophenia and – oh yeah – Star Wars!

TV
Homer Simpson interviewed, Hank Hill assessed and, in non-animation (But still very funny) news, the definitive guide to Curb Your Enthusiasm’s best bits (Hey, it is the comedy issue).


 

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THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT
Pirates gets a ribbing in the rigging (sorry, it’s late...).