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EVERY NEW MOVIE REVIEWED AND RATED:

David LaChapelle’s Block Party
The Da Vinci Code
The Death Of Mr Lazarescu
Dumplings
Ellie Parker
Fearless
40 Shades Of Blue
Half Light
Heading South
Ju-On: The Grudge 2
Little Manhattan
The Omen
Over The Hedge
Poseidon
Quinceañera
Reeker
RV
Stay Alive
Tell Them Who You Are
10th District Court
Things To Do Before You’re 30
Ultraviolet
An Unfi nished Life
The Wind That Shakes The Barley
X-Men: The Last Stand

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EXCLUSIVE PICTURES! INSIDER PREVIEWS! HOT MOVIE NEWS! KNEEL BOW DOWN TO TOTAL FILM'S FRONT SECTION...

CANNES 2006!
Is Southland Tales the worst movie ever made? Huge exclusive report from the year’s biggest movie event. (Warning: features the world’s most offensive swimsuit.)

NEW PICS!
Bale in Harsh Times, Sutherland in The Sentinel, Hoffman in Perfume...]

USUAL CRAP!
Tom Hanks’ hair, Kelly Brook’s breasts, Laurence Fishburne’s dog... 

FEATURES:

DEAD MAN’S CHEST
Nowt to do with the mulchy ribs and heart of some bloated cadaver. It’s Pirates 2. We’re on set.

STORMBREAKER
Meet Alex Ryder, the whippersnapper Bond with a licence to kill (but not drink or drive).

THE SCIENCE OF SLEEP
Michel Gondry attempts to explain his follow-up to Eternal Sunshine. Well, if he can’t...

WINONA RYDER
Freed of community service, back on our screens! Total Film welcomes the return of the waif.

ONE-HIT WONDERS
Actors and actresses who made an almighty splash... then sank without a trace.

MY SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND
For pity’s sake: who’d dump Uma Thurman, eh? Especially when she has superheroic powers to play with...

EVA LONGORIA
She’s just too damn hot for the small screen. The desperately sexy telly star makes the transition to Holly-goddess.

HOLLYWOOD SCRIPT DOCTORS
You can’t polish a turd, right? Wrong. Total Film listens to the confessions of those samurai-for-hire inkers who do exactly that.

BRYAN SINGER
The 40-going-on-12-year-old director shows us the dusty portrait in his attic. And yaks about Superman Returns.

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THE MOST EXHAUSTIVE DVD, BOOKS, GAMES AND EVERYTHING BLOODY ELSE SECTION. EVER.

NEW
Big guns: Good Night, And Good Luck, The Proposition, Hidden, The New World...
Smaller pistols: Matador, The Weather Man, The Fog...

ARCHIVE
A-Z of Airplane!, The Dirty Dozen, The Searchers and our man watches the Omen Quadrilogy in one go... Plus, the best DVD extras!

TV
Lost: Season 2, Prison Break, Grey’s Anatomy... What more do you want from us?


 

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THE BEST OF THE REST...

LETTERS You have your pointed say; we respectfully – nay, reverentially – reply.
ALSO RELEASED Couldn’t see ’em in time. Pesky immovable deadlines.
SUBSCRIBE How to have TF thump on your doorstep every month.
QUIZ Time to scratch those scalps, question fans.
THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT Mission: Impossible III gets it this month...