Beckinsale steps into Vacancy

Click star fills void left by SJP in scary snuff ‘n’ slasher flick

We don’t know what motels are like in the US but in dear old Blighty it can take a good hour to get an iron delivered to your room. So we pity poor Kate Beckinsale and Luke Wilson, who, in horror flick Vacancy, find cameras dotted about their dingy room-for-hire.

The couple try to escape, knowing that if they stay put, they’ll be the subject of a sick snuff flick.

Underworld ass-whipper Kate was drafted in to replace Failure To Launch star Sarah Jessica Parker after she was forced to leave for personal reasons.

Kontroll helmer Nimrod Antal will handle megaphone duties.