Exactly how does America decide to celebrate the return of one of its greatest action heroes to the big screen? By, er, making a chart showing how many people get killed in his cinematic oeuvre.
At least, that’s how John Mueller of the LA Times decided to mark Rambo’s reappearance, and frankly, we salute him.
It’s a nifty chart, so if you want to impress your mates down the pub with knowledge that 0.72 people are offed a minute in Rambo: First Blood Part II, or that Sly’s grizzled Vietnam vet gets laid a total of zero times across the franchise, the WOW report website has a digi-copy. As Miguel Ferrer said in Hot Shots Part Deux: “War… It’s fantastic!”
Source: (World of Wonder)