David Hasselhoff stars in second Piranha 3DD clip: watch now

Baywatch nostalgia ahoy

Piranha 3DD has released a second clip online, and once again, the marketing team appear to be putting the spotlight firmly upon David Hasselhoff's cameo performance.

The new clip shows a clearly reluctant Hasselhoff called into action when another shoal of piranhas start wreaking havoc at the newly-opened Big Wet waterpark.

Deciding he can't just stand by, the Hoff jumps down from his lifeguard's chair, grabs his buoyancy aid and makes a slow-motion dash for the pool, all to the strains of the Baywatch theme tune. Sadly for him, the passing of time has had a more pronounced effect than he thought…

Check out the new clip, below…



Call us simple-minded, but a potty-mouthed Hasselhoff just makes us chuckle. At the moment, it's looking like the Hoff has bagged himself the most amusing cameo of the movie, but with Gary Busey and Ving Rhames still to come, that may not be the case for long.

Piranha 3DD
opens in the UK this very day, so what are you waiting for? Time to get back in the water...

Will you be checking Piranha 3DD out this weekend? Tell us, below...

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    • Heisenberg

      May 11th 2012, 13:55

      @dalidab, the tag line includes the words "double the D's" and you think its not gonna be a lags mag movie? Of Course it is. It's aimed at hipsters who think David Hasselhoff is funny and cool for f**k sake.

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    • Heisenberg

      May 11th 2012, 17:58

      @King, im not saying don't watch it by any means, im just saying expect lots of female T&A shots. Dont think there will be many prince alberts on show for you though lol.

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    • MoodyMonkey

      May 12th 2012, 19:06

      a*s and d***s out?! so how many vaginas do they normally show in these films?? yo crazy boy! *serious face on, btw i'm not mocking your sexuality, just you. IMHO LMAO :):):):):)

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    • marc96

      May 12th 2012, 20:24

      lol not sure what to make of this, it seems silly and over the top but i enjoyed the first film, it knew it wasnt clever it was about the gore & boobs which is what alot of people liked and it appears they know this so are using it to advertise the sequel kudos i say lol

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    • marc96

      May 12th 2012, 21:08

      dont start on me again, im not saying i watch these films for the nudity so dont start with the insults again, calling me a dick & finishing the statement with a smiley face doesnt make sense either, im saying that is what the first film was all about and it was proud of it.. i love the B-movie genre like tremors, they are funny, silly & proud of it etc. ps you dont have to respond to everything anyone posts on total film they are not all aimed at you

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    • marc96

      May 12th 2012, 21:25

      im not getting into an argument with you, i dont come on here to be criticised, you're extremely judgemental for a guy who doesnt like to be judged...... anyway yes the only sensible thing you said on that last message i agree it should be about the gore & humour but lets face it all im going to get is more criticism

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    • marc96

      May 12th 2012, 21:35

      its okay, i think you just need to chill on this site a bit, not everything is negative, if you want people to accept you then you need to accept others and not resort to name calling straight away .. & so what if theres some out there that enjoy the nudity, they still dont deserve criticism, but yeah anyway back to movies, i think now i'd love to see total film do a to 20 b-movie list ha ha :)

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    • writerdave87

      May 13th 2012, 0:20

      For someone who goes on constantly about wanting to see male genitalia (and underage male genitalia at that), you don't half like to get on your high horse KoC. Refresh my memory... who here genuinely upset a female poster through saying some incredibly hurtful, insensitive and sexist things? Oh wait. It was you, when she dared to disagree with your opinions on cancer. You worthless hypocritical sack of s**te, how dare you lecture others. You're a lecherous, perverted piece of pond scum I wouldn't p**s on if you were on fire.

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    • writerdave87

      May 13th 2012, 0:25

      Seriously see how hypocritical you're being when you complain about the female nudity in a film in the same post as telling us you want to see a load of cocks? Forget dropping you on your head when you were a baby, your mother must have done a full-on Braindead on you with a blender.

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    • writerdave87

      May 13th 2012, 9:28

      For someone who apparently can't make jokes, that was hilarious.

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    • 3459ERICS

      May 13th 2012, 16:08

      what the hell was all these comments about ? its a b movie about man eating fish with a few boobs in it

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    • MoodyMonkey

      May 13th 2012, 21:21

      Oh my where to start... only gay men can comment on male nudity, only lesbians can comment on female nudity and only lesbians can treat straight women properly (my wife would surely disagree)?? what the f**k is wrong with you Dabion?? you are by far the most MISOGYNISTIC, BIGOTED AND OBNOXIOUS s**te i have ever had the misfortune to come across. Seriously just GTFO!!

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    • marc96

      May 13th 2012, 22:33

      i apologise, i feel it was my fault for mentioning boobs in a comment... it went downhill from there lol

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    • MoodyMonkey

      May 15th 2012, 13:58

      Other more experienced users of these boards can give many better examples of your sexism and misogyny but for instance you seem to be very sexist towards straight guys as evidenced in your initial reaction to Marc96's comment. to be clear we can all comment on the female and male forms and no-one, even you, has the right to say otherwise. you just take it way too far down porno lane boyo. peace.

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    • MoodyMonkey

      May 15th 2012, 14:03

      oh yeah, film looks...like a comedy, not a horror at all. blood and gore do not make a horror film.

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    • writerdave87

      May 15th 2012, 20:56

      Thing is Dalidab if you actually have any friends in the real world, you can't have told them the kind of disgusting bile you spout on here. Otherwise you wouldn't just have any close female friends, you'd probably have had your teeth knocked out, and you might be getting some serious questions from the boys in blue. The fact you come on here in a total fantasy land doesn't make you some kind of saint, it just makes you a cowardly little fat dweeb who wants to appear badass on the internet and fails at real life.

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    • smellyhands

      May 15th 2012, 23:16

      I thought the first film was a great laugh. This is just a simple soulless cash in. (Ps.. TKOC clearly has daddy issues.)

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    • writerdave87

      May 16th 2012, 12:44

      Really KoC. Let's reiterate shall we? Who's publically talked about wanting to have sex with underage boys? You. Who's publically threatened physical violence on people? You. Who's bragged about their brother supposedly killing people? You. Who's made it extremely easy to find out where they live? You. You're damn right you're not Mr Perfect. Mr 'totally snaps and stabs his whole family in his sleep then gets his doughy white backside raped to death in jail' perhaps.

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    • MoodyMonkey

      May 16th 2012, 14:45

      BTW accepting a steak bake from your social worker does not make you some kind of feminist hero.

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    • MoodyMonkey

      May 16th 2012, 19:36

      you couldn't make it up could you? COULD YOU?!

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    • MoodyMonkey

      May 16th 2012, 22:24

      @ the KOC seriously good for you if you are helping others, there are not enough people doing that these days and just for that i for once applaud you BUT this is a f*****g film website an no f****r knows you from Adam. to be blunt you get judged in life for your actions and on here you will get judged for what you say and most of the time you spew some pretty hateful comments and take offence at the reactions you get which im certain is intentional. so on here you do deserve the s**t that gets thrown your way. WE ARE ONLY HERE TO TALK FILM AND NOTHING ELSE. peace.

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    • writerdave87

      May 16th 2012, 22:43

      Oh great- the creepy probably-psychotic dweeb who once bragged about wanting to shag a fifteen year old boy works with vulnerable young people. Marvellous.

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    • ChrisWootton

      May 17th 2012, 13:20

      You know, I think TF get a kick out of these rants. Surely that's the only reason why they put that CSI Bieber feature up. Dalidab you are hateful to everyone. Look at your comments to Marc96. What possible justification is there to have a go at him? And I say to everyone else (and I'm including myself in this).. I know it's difficult but just ignore him.. try not to even read his comments.. although some of them are comedy gold and for all the wrong reasons.

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