First Piranha 3D trailer arrives

“Don’t go into the water”...


Yep, it’s time to get out of the water.

Recently moved from an August to an April release date, Alexandre Aja's Piranha remake (which is in 3D, just in case you missed that) has finally showed us what it’s got with its first trailer.

Are we impressed?

Well... It looks like pretty standard stuff, if we’re honest. Amid the screams and the running, we catch a glimpse of Eli Roth, Jerry O’Connell and Vampire Diaries star Steven R McQueen (yep, that’s his real name).

Then there’s Christopher Lloyd laying on the ham as he rants about the “pack” mentality of the toothy menaces.

As for the fanged fish themselves? They’re quite obviously CGI, but look mean as hell.

Take a look here...

Will this one sink or swim? Chuck us some comments below...


    • fuzzcaminski

      Jan 19th 2010, 9:56

      God that looks insultingly dumb! Why do I know I'll end up seeing it on a slow cinema day when it comes out.

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    • elfin91

      Jan 19th 2010, 10:44

      Oh dear.

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    • ChrisWootton

      Jan 19th 2010, 14:32

      Jeeesus. What a pile of steaming turd. Ving Rhames and Richard Dreyfuss... you should be utterly ashamed of yourselves!

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    • DravenCage

      Jan 19th 2010, 16:02

      That's looks to be falling into the so-bad-it's-good category and may take over from Camp Blood as the most unintentionally hilarious film ever made... even if it is meant to be a comedy anyway.

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    • thundercarl09

      Jan 19th 2010, 23:08

      Just wanted to point out that this trailer is currently showing before Avatar 3D... not really all that new :\

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