Full trailer for Human Centipede 2

A look at what the UK is missing out on

 
Cover your eyes! A new trailer has been posted online for director Tom Six's The Human Centipede Part 2: Full Sequence
 
We'd met the film's new medically fascinated psycho Martin in a previous trailer and as you'll have already guessed from the title his plans are a little bigger. 
 
Thing is, we're not convinced this is really going to grab people. If you liked the first film you're already sold on Part 2, if you didn't this is unlikely to pull you into the series. 
 
Besides, until the BBFC grants it a licence in the UK, British horror fans will need to add the price of an easyJet flight to the cost of a cinema ticket. 
 
Personally, we can't wait for the trailer for The Human Centipede Part 8: Eat The World. Of course by then it will be difficult to type and tell you about it, as everyone  - including us - will be connected by the gastric system!
 
 

How far are you willing to follow this particular centipede? Twelve people? Twenty people? Everyone who's ever tried out for The X Factor? Share your limit below! 

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    • writerdave87

      Sep 28th 2011, 0:08

      the main character looks like dalidab.

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    • Murphy0806

      Sep 28th 2011, 0:35

      @writerdave87. Hahahahahaha

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    • anant

      Sep 28th 2011, 6:00

      yup agree with writerdave87! i can totally see the similarities! (will i too receive a lengthy, tedious comment from dalidab cursing, crying and wishing me gruesome accidents and horrible diseases? cancer if i am up to it? wishing, hoping hoping!! )

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    • Jeffbiscuits

      Sep 28th 2011, 9:04

      Watch out. Dalidab might take method acting too far and turn you guys into a human centipede.

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    • RaveyDaveyGravy

      Sep 28th 2011, 9:59

      From this trailer alone, HC2 looks like a really rubbish sequel to an average horror. I'll still end up seeing it somehow though

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    • writerdave87

      Sep 28th 2011, 10:32

      I don't think Dalidab's that good a method actor, I'm not worried. His psychopathic inbred jarvis cocker-esque brother on the other hand...

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    • QuietLife

      Sep 28th 2011, 10:43

      Most people on here seem to hate you dalidab so perhaps you should consider acting? You could play a sad little potato-headed man who spends his life on wikipedia learning as much about cr@p movies but as little about spelling and grammar as possible? I smell Oscar glory!

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    • Siban1982

      Sep 28th 2011, 10:53

      It kind of seems to have lost its eeriness. The main character looks deranged but stupid. Dieter Laser's character was deranged but intelligent, for me that was a bit more horrific. The sequel seems to just be out to shock and offend and that doesn't make a horror film in my opinion. And the guy with the beard is clearly some bum off the street who's never acted before.

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    • Jeffbiscuits

      Sep 28th 2011, 10:53

      The Potato Man actually sounds like it could be the name of a possible Oscar winner...

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    • QuietLife

      Sep 28th 2011, 11:17

      Coming June 2012: The Potato Man!! - "You thought last year's 'Jarvis: Inbred Psycho Man-Killer' was bad? Get ready to be suffocated by sentences!"

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