Jason Statham stars in first trailer for Parker: watch now

As introduced by the Stath…

Parker, Jason Statham’s new starring vehicle, has released a first trailer, featuring everyone’s favourite cockney bruiser as a very moral thief.

According to Parker, he doesn’t steal from people who can’t afford it and doesn’t hurt people who don’t deserve it. Seems fair enough, doesn’t it?

Sadly, his crew doesn’t place a high price on morals, opting to rip Parker off and leave him for dead. Big mistake.

Take a look at the new trailer, below…



Call us simple-minded, but the prospect of Jason Statham and Michael Chiklis going toe to toe has us helpless with fisticuff-induced delight. Bald hard-men beating seven shades out of each other? Sign us up.

Directed by Taylor Hackford and co-starring Jennifer Lopez, Nic Nolte and Wendell Pierce, Parker opens in the UK on 25 January 2013.

What do you think of the new trailer? Tell us, below!

Comments

    • MattMorris

      Oct 4th 2012, 7:34

      It looks good. I enjoyed Payback and Point Blank so I don't see why I wouldn't like this. The Parker books would make a very good franchise.

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    • Hadouken76

      Oct 4th 2012, 8:04

      With the exception of ( pre-stardom) Out of Sight, Lopez's presence in any film has the ability to make it ten times worse, with her wooden, bland performance sucking all the fun out it whenever she is on screen. Still, Statham is always good for a laugh, and playing another character with his own set of rules can't be bad.

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    • zxcomplex

      Oct 4th 2012, 8:15

      Looks horrendous. Same ole same ole, just looks like a mix up of footage from every action movie since the 80's.

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    • ChrisWootton

      Oct 4th 2012, 10:02

      "I always follow through... always" Sound's like it could get messy

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    • ibaard

      Oct 4th 2012, 12:03

      "How do you sleep at night? I don't drink coffee after 7" :D

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    • writerdave87

      Oct 4th 2012, 12:40

      Liked the coffee line, and thought Statham's character's attempt to put on a texas accent was pretty funny, I'll give this a look.

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    • SiMan

      Oct 4th 2012, 13:42

      So not a Staham spin off of a Thunderbirds character then? Think that would have been more interesting...."should i kick him in the head M'lady?"

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    • jaykays hat

      Oct 4th 2012, 17:34

      I like the Stath and I'm pleased he has made a name for himself on the other side of the pond.

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    • Ali1748

      Oct 5th 2012, 9:38

      Hahah Give this man a knighthood already. Nice to see Vic Mackey back.

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