We've heard Edgar Wright's opinion, we've heard Simon Pegg's, and now Jessica Hynes (formerly Stevenson) has weighed in. And her vitriol could be the funniest of the lot.
Our favourite bit? "It might make everyone feel better to know that I am planning a counter attack; A British re-make of 'Charlies Angels' called 'Charlies Angles' – about three female architects who love to design buildings make biscuits, and wear button up cardigans. That's gonna hurt you Mc.G huh?– a remake of one of YOUR films with no titties?? Huh??! HUH!!!"
But go over to the artist formerly known as Jazzy Jess's site to read her full official statement. It's ace.