New Battleship trailer sails in

Explosions! Dead ahead!

Battleship has released a new trailer online, and it contains enough explosion-based mayhem and cheeseball dialogue to keep even Michael Bay happy.

The new trailer doesn’t really expand very much on the plot (aliens invade Earth, sailors fight back), preferring instead to focus on the sheer scale of the destruction unleashed by the extra-terrestrial marauders.

We even got a doom-mongering science type gravely announcing that, “We’re looking at a global extinction event.” Fortunately, Taylor Kitsch is having none of it, growling that, “We’re not going down without a fight.”

Check out the new trailer, below…



If nobody had told us the title, we could have sworn this was the trailer for Transformers 4... And while the obligatory model turned actress is there in the form of Brooklyn Decker, Liam Neeson is at least a definite upgrade on Shia LaBeouf.

Battleship enters British waters on 11 April 2012.

Braindead fun or a big fat waste of money? Tell us, below.

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    • filbert77

      Mar 14th 2012, 17:32

      Rihanna's in transformers?! and she's so good they gave her one whole line in the trailer?! Well. This is a no-brainer.

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    • filbert77

      Mar 14th 2012, 17:32

      Rihanna's in transformers?! and she's so good they gave her one whole word in the trailer?! Well. This is a no-brainer

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    • alexr

      Mar 16th 2012, 12:51

      Will I see this? Probably. Will I ever admit to liking it? Probably not...

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