You might have missed this one over Christmas, but a new image has been released for Stallone’s upcoming action thriller Bullet To The Head, and it goes some way towards answering whether Sly is too old for this shit…
Well, from the looks of that washboard stomach, we’d have to say no! Granted, we’re not sure exactly what the thinking process is behind that constipated facial expression, but in the muscles department, he certainly looks good to go.
A new synopsis has also been released for the film, albeit a fairly brief one. “Based on a graphic novel,” begins the blurb, “Bullet to the Head also tells the story of a New Orleans hitman (Stallone) and a New York City cop who form an alliance to bring down the killers of their respective partners.”
Stallone will be trading body blows with Conan beefcake Jason Momoa, whilst Christian Slater is the pick of the supporting cast. Red Heat helmer Walter Hill will be filling the director’s chair.
We’re hoping Stallone is a little more mobile here than he was in The Expendables, but the man looks at least to be in imposing shape. Bullet To The Head is released in the UK on 13 April 2012.
Source: Collider
Will you be going to see this over The Expendables 2? Tell us, below.
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Jeffbiscuits
Dec 29th 2011, 10:00
Why does he look like he has no skin? My eyes!
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writerdave87
Dec 29th 2011, 13:30
I know it's all steroids but wish I'm in that good shape when I'm that age. And Dalidab, considering you have the physique of porridge in a sock, you can hardly talk.
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Heisenberg
Dec 29th 2011, 14:05
i dunno if it is steroids, i thought it was just hard work and good genetics.
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writerdave87
Dec 29th 2011, 14:37
He was done for importing steroids a couple years back, I think to Australia.
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Hadouken76
Dec 29th 2011, 17:38
Yeah that was before the first Expendables, which is a pity because he looked alright in Rocky Balboa. Now he just looks like his head has been photo-shopped onto some roast chicken.
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Jeffbiscuits
Dec 29th 2011, 22:13
Dalidab, you look like two potatoes held together with Blu tac.
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writerdave87
Dec 29th 2011, 23:55
Medium compared to what? Jupiter?
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fatbob316
Dec 30th 2011, 1:05
@TheKingofCinema dont want to be picky, but its not the p***s that shrinks due to steroid abuse... it's the testicles... known as 'testicular atrophy'. if your going to make a point, try and make sure the facts are right.
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alexr
Dec 30th 2011, 11:58
Ah, so Dalidab/CrazyDalidabGuy has changed his name again? Wow, he's worse than Prince!!! And personally, I think Stallone looks great for his age - p***s size notwithstanding @TheKingofDalidab
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marc96
Dec 30th 2011, 14:54
i say fair play to stallone, yes some of it may be steroids but im sure he must still workout. but i dont think it should matter if they are on the big side nowadays, they arent young anymore, their metabolism will be slower and they shouldnt be criticised for deciding to take it easy ..... even steven seagal but im not sure what to make of that gigantic vein sticking out of his left arm lol
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writerdave87
Dec 30th 2011, 16:33
Ahh the sweet irony of Dalidab calling someone fat and sleazy.
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joker16
Dec 30th 2011, 19:13
In a perfect world..... Dalidab would be off camera.
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writerdave87
Dec 30th 2011, 22:02
And you're a fat sack of s**t who used to spend a large portion of his time on this forum telling us which teenage boys (half your age) you wanted to f**k. You're in a moral ditch on that one. Also, FYI no charges were ever brought against Seagal and the lawsuit by the woman in question was dismissed, in part because she'd been recorded on video boasting about being a golddigger. You're not saying the truth, as usual you're talking utter bollocks and dressing it up as fact. f**k off.
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writerdave87
Dec 30th 2011, 22:02
And you're a fat sack of s**t who used to spend a large portion of his time on this forum telling us which teenage boys (half your age) you wanted to f**k. You're in a moral ditch on that one. Also, FYI no charges were ever brought against Seagal and the lawsuit by the woman in question was dismissed, in part because she'd been recorded on video boasting about being a golddigger. You're not saying the truth, as usual you're talking utter bollocks and dressing it up as fact. f**k off.
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joker16
Dec 31st 2011, 1:55
@Dalidab Fat sack of s h i t.
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Jeffbiscuits
Dec 31st 2011, 17:12
A potato man with an adamantium skeleton.
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writerdave87
Dec 31st 2011, 18:04
And the ability to give others cancer through his spectacularly poor spelling and sentence construction.
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The8thEvilEx
Dec 31st 2011, 23:24
I wonder if the total film staff who look after this page enjoy seeing dalidab being abused as much as everyone else does XD also sly's stomach looks like an angry alien face...
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blade32
Jan 3rd 2012, 13:23
He looks great. Steroids or not, he looks awesome. Cant wait for Expendables 2 and Bullet to the Head.
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