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Orange Film Studios releases remade Ryan

Spielberg smash the latest to get re-envisioned

BY Total Film Mar 26th 2009 10:10AMFILED UNDER: Movie news

Orange Film Studios is causing controversy again, this time with its new release, Saving Private Ryan’s Number, the debut film from Mr Dresden.

“Listen, we loved the original,” Dresden said. “Loved its power, loved all the shouting and running around and general mayhem.  But, you know, if they really wanted to find this Ryan guy, why didn’t somebody just call him?”

Which makes about as much sense as asking why Columbus bothered with a boat and didn't just fly to America instead.

Never-the-less, the studio exec continued: “So we decided to remake it, only this time, the crux of the story is that nobody’s saved Ryan’s mobile number.  That’s where all the trouble starts.”

We tend to think the trouble started at the concept meeting, but we'll take your word for it Dresden.

This take on World War II has upset a number of historians, who have questioned the validity of using mobile phones in the Battle of Normandy. Because, y'know, they didn't exist.

But Dresden defended his choices: “Great cinema is all about communication. What better way to communicate than with the mobile phone?  Hello?  Do these people need me to draw them a picture?”

Dresden also confirmed that Orange is working on new war movie Text Messages From Iwo Jima, as well as rom-com You’ve Got Voicemail.

“People’ll be crying when they see it,” he said of the latter. “Really crying.  Properly crying.” Stating the obvious there, Dresden.

Check out the gallery to the right for more images and see the trailer here (off site).

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Comments (10)

1: ghost746 says

is this a joke or are these guys jst really dumb?

Posted: Mar 27th 2009 // 10:58AMAlert a moderator

2: digger says

Can't wait to see the final product, an orange English Channel - genius

Posted: Mar 27th 2009 // 11:48AMAlert a moderator

3: peepjc says

lol, this is so awesome

Posted: Mar 27th 2009 // 11:55AMAlert a moderator

4: KerrAvon says

nice advert for orange, some of the cinema ones have been a bit lacklustre recently

Posted: Mar 27th 2009 // 1:16PMAlert a moderator

5: ashley.russell says

shameless.

I do enjoy the orange ads at the cinema but after seeing them 20 times they get a bit annoying. The steven sagal one was the best.

Posted: Mar 27th 2009 // 2:51PMAlert a moderator

6: Rachie says

hahahahaha...

Posted: Mar 27th 2009 // 4:20PMAlert a moderator

7: joker16 says

This guy is an idiot!

Posted: Mar 27th 2009 // 7:14PMAlert a moderator

8: jelazee says

Is that Mark Kermode?

Posted: Mar 31st 2009 // 10:32AMAlert a moderator

9: fuzzcaminski says

Erm, unless you guys commenting are all being post-ironic, i suggest that you check today's date please, have some sense!

Posted: Apr 1st 2009 // 9:28AMAlert a moderator

10: Q Branch says

Its still funny today...

Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 // 2:18PMAlert a moderator

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