Piranha 3DD teaser bounces into view

Premiered during Spike TV Scream Awards

 
Everybody loves waterparks, right? Seems the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas that tore up Lake Victoria feels the same way. How very modern of them. 
 
Yes there's more boobs and blood as the first teaser for Piranha 3DD gets a YouTube premiere thanks to a user who watched the Spike TV Scream Awards last night. 
 
Plus, there's more Ving Rhames as Deputy Fallon. Is he the hardest lawman since David Arquette's Deputy Dewey in the Scream movies?  
 
Judge for yourself below... 
 
 
Piranha 3DD opens in 2012. No, we can't be more specific than that.

Ready for more from this B-movie franchise? Or did the first one lack bite? And will Rhames make it to Piranha 3DDD? Tell us below!

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    • lukeworm100

      Oct 19th 2011, 19:16

      Wow this looks really cool and I can't wait to see it, I always wondered how Ving Rhames was going to be in it.

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    • Spartacus88

      Oct 19th 2011, 19:38

      this is the trash movie

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    • FBALee

      Oct 19th 2011, 22:51

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. So stupid, I kind of like it.

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    • writerdave87

      Oct 20th 2011, 0:12

      Dalidab you really don't have any sense of humour do you. That looks AWESOME.

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    • fuzzydunlop1

      Oct 20th 2011, 1:05

      'BRING ME MY LEGS!' Think I'll respond to everything with that tomorrow.

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    • Mings

      Oct 20th 2011, 1:19

      At last - a suitable movie for the Hoff. After all, he is a massive t*t!

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    • joker16

      Oct 20th 2011, 5:30

      Agreed, "Bring me my legs" is indeed a contender for best line of the year.

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    • BobbyTwoTimes

      Oct 20th 2011, 11:02

      Looks funny as fcuk! The first one was genius!

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    • FBALee

      Oct 20th 2011, 17:31

      @dalidab1982- I'm a young woman, and I'm not offended by this movie franchise. Is it stupid? Hell yeah, but sometimes the stupidest things are pretty frickin hilarious. Also, I think it's really ironic that you blast this particular movie as sexist, and claim that it demeans women, when you've used offensive words against the female gender (such as c**t) on here frequently. Sooooo, that's my two cents.

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    • Spartacus88

      Oct 20th 2011, 17:36

      now children calm down

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    • trist808

      Oct 20th 2011, 17:39

      The first one was complete B-Movie twaddle, but a lot of fun, this looks like more of the same. I love that Fallon somehow lived through the first one and is back ... "Bring me my legs", what amazingly, ludicrous, tongue-in-cheek dialogue (lol) Looks like fun though, shame it's moved back to next year, this could have been a high(low?)point of November.

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    • joker16

      Oct 20th 2011, 17:48

      @dalidab It's an exploitation film...... it's exploits things, the concept is apparently too much for you to comprehend. Oh, and a lobotomized Bellevue patient has better taste in films and then you.

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    • writerdave87

      Oct 20th 2011, 23:31

      Ah Dalidab I knew your new grown-up streak would come to an end at some point. Good to have the old hypocritical predatory homosexual retarded you back mate.

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    • StevePotter

      Oct 21st 2011, 0:08

      Why are women allowed to watch films to enjoy female nudity, but not men? Am I no longer allowed to enjoy the pool scene in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"? Am I no longer allowed to think that my girlfriend is good-looking? WHAT IS GOING ON?! Oh, wait, dalibab posted that. Never mind.

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    • writerdave87

      Oct 21st 2011, 0:36

      It's not so much that I care Dalidab, it's just that I'm now curious to see just how much more ignorant, offensive and hypocritical you can get. Every time I think you can't get any worse, you actually go one better. You couldn't be a bigger idiot if you tried.

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    • FBALee

      Oct 21st 2011, 1:35

      @daildab- nope, I'm a straight, bootylicious woman. Funny theory though. Gave my boyfriend and I a good ol laugh.

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    • writerdave87

      Oct 21st 2011, 2:06

      Lee I hate to tell you this, but in the world of Dalidab, because he's straight your boyfriend is automatically a misogynistic, woman-hating, sleazeball rapist. There's nothing for it- Dalidab will have to send his hipster meth-head Jarvis Cocker lookalike brother to kill him...

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    • FBALee

      Oct 21st 2011, 2:59

      HAHAHAHAHA. Oh that cracks me up. It's ok, I'll employ my bad-a*s catwoman-like sparring skills and save my beloved from this assassin. Let me guess... death by words is his method, right? Lame banalities complete with incorrect grammar?

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    • writerdave87

      Oct 21st 2011, 3:54

      Nah he just lists his favourite adolescent lust objects until you kill yourself...

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    • alexr

      Oct 21st 2011, 12:08

      @Dalidab1982 - There was full on c**k in the first movie - even the fish got some! What's not to like...? Also, I am straight. I am married. And I like female nudity in films like this because you know what to expect - as opposed to excessive nudity in films like Crash (by David Cronenberg, not the Oscar winner from the 2000's), Irreversible and 9 Songs where it's basically a film about sex. I'm not particularly into porn, and I certainly try to respect all women (be they gay/straight/smart/stupid/pretty/pretty ugly/or a politician). What you might really consider is - if these women were worried they would not be taken seriously or respected by showing off their cleavage or nipples, surely they should have rejected the offer from the casting director...? Also, is a straight guy 'perving' (as you put it) over a beautiful girl any different than a gay man taking pleasure in a hot guy's crotch-shot? I think not. Unfortunately, your arguments seem to suggest that it is ok for lesbians to like female nudity and for gay men to like male nudity, and everyone else is painted as a sexist, mysoginist (funny how those words are now synonymous since Goldeneye came out) pervert for liking the opposite sex in the buff...which is a form of sexual discrimination and very offensive to me.

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    • Ali1748

      Oct 21st 2011, 14:45

      Ah Dalidab you never cease to amaze me.

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    • writerdave87

      Oct 21st 2011, 15:59

      Alex while I genuinely don't think Dalidab's intelligent enough to realise he's being discriminatory, you did leave out the fact he thinks bisexuals are 'disgusting half breeds'...

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    • alexr

      Oct 24th 2011, 10:13

      @writerdave87 I wasn't even going to acknowledge that as an opinion...

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    • SixStepSamurai

      Oct 28th 2011, 1:37

      I'm guessin this dalidab dude ain't a big fan of any Russ Meyer productions then...

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