Heads up! League Of Gentlemen funnyman Reese Shearsmith, pop pixie Jennifer Ellison and King Kong chamealion Andy Serkis all decapitated, beaten and mounted for your viewing pleasure.
The things we do for you.
This new one-sheet, exclusive to Total Film.com, sets the tone for The Cottage, the new Brit dark comedy from London To Brighton helmer Paul Andrew Williams.
His countryside rampage kicks off when four would-be kidnappers end up trapped in rural hell with psychopathic farmer. Look out for it at cinemas on 14 March. There will be blood…