Vote for Total Film magazine's best comedy movie one-liners of all time!

The silly, the funny and the quotable…

Total Film are offering you the chance to help us compile the greatest comedy one-liners of all time.

Vote for your top five favourites from the list below, or submit your own if your favourite funny phrase is missing.

Then pick up the January issue of Total Film magazine (out 23 November) to see if your choices / suggestions made the final cut.

But remember, we want one-liners from comedy movies, so sadly anything from this list isn't eligible. No matter how funny they definitely are.

Here's the list, so check it out, then make us chuckle!



    • Hadouken76

      Oct 26th 2012, 16:40


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    • Flaygor

      Oct 26th 2012, 17:24

      Dusk til dawn: Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or... Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f**k how crazy they are! Simply one of the greatest lines in recent cinema.

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    • dojj singh

      Oct 26th 2012, 19:36

      the zoolander one is in there twice ;)

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    • Ali1748

      Oct 26th 2012, 20:22

      There's too many to choose from.

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    • Lampost

      Oct 27th 2012, 0:43

      Is this a joke? It took me about 50 minutes to scroll down the page to write this comment

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    • dangoodfellow

      Oct 27th 2012, 7:54

      Watched Airplane! for the first time in decades recently, and thirty years on the bit with the captain and the little boy is far from funny, it's just disturbing. Not very impressed to find two lines from this scene glorified here, i must say. that being said, where's : " The cockpit? What is it?" "It's a little room at the front of the plane where the captain sits, but that's not important right now." ?

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    • rkearney789

      Oct 27th 2012, 16:56

      You seriously need to refine your choices. Since around 60% of these were Will Ferrel quotes, that shouldn't be hard.

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    • FBAHurrell

      Oct 28th 2012, 8:33

      The Zoolander quote, (...a centre for ants?) is in the list twice. And this is really difficult.

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    • FBSLoyens

      Oct 29th 2012, 22:39

      "I am beholden to only one man and that is the greatest American who has ever lived ... Jesus Christ!" Zach Galifianakis in The Campaign.

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