McG’s notional ‘update’ of the ’70s show retains only the kung fu and hair flicks. The rest is a haphazard, plotless blur of post-Matrix bullet time, fancy-dress skits and Cameron Diaz wiggling her bum.
Sure, she and co-crimefighters Lucy Liu and producer Drew Barrymore are having a blast... but most will sympathise with the usually bulletproof Bill Murray, his pride mortally wounded in a Sumo fatsuit.
BD-live content joins old extras; otherwise, all Blu-ray offers is a migraine from those candy-store colour schemes.
