Leaving the sun-baked backwoods for a snowy asylum, the original home of inbred antagonists Three Finger and co, this wretched effort feels like a rogue script retooled to fit the franchise – and not very well at that.
Following an oversexed Scooby Gang of college students as they get lost, laid and killed, it features cut-price SFX and dreadful performances, but almost gains a star for the line: “They’re eating him alive like some fucked-up fondue!”
The good news: a bleakly witty ending gag and generous extras. The bad: Wrong Turn 5 is on its way.
