It’s taken two years for this Patrick Swayze turkey to surface and it took his passing to do it. Merry Christmas! Oh, well – at least he doesn’t disgrace himself in this tale of a harassed dad caught up in a fake money scam when he and his kids do some last-minute Yuletide shopping.
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Little more than an advertisement for the West Edmonton Mall – the largest in North America, apparently – the ensuing shambles features Tim Curry as a gormless copper, two Home Alone-style villains and the worst CG elves we’ve ever seen.