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Movie 43

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Worst comedy of the year?

Quite why A-listers Kate Winslet, Hugh Jackman and Emma Stone (among others) aligned themselves with this excruciatingly moronic compilation of shorts is anybody’s guess.
 
Dealing in piss, poo and period gags that your little brother outgrew by 15, Movie 43 follows three kids as they scour the internet for the elusive (and very possibly made-up) flick of the title.

As their search vomits up one cringe-worthy skit after another, Movie 43 amounts to little more than filmic self-flagellation for all involved.
 
Winslet’s on a date with Jackman, only there’s something wrong with his neck. Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber home tutor their teenager, but get it all wrong. Anna Faris proposes to Chris Pratt, but not how he expected.

And in Movie 43’s maddest offering, Johnny Knoxville gives Seann William Scott a leprechaun (played by Gerard Butler) for his birthday.
 
As the fake tits, genitalia jokes and (literal) excrement pile up, the most shocking thing is that not once during Movie 43’s four year production did producer/director Peter Farrelly stop to consider that, just maybe, his film was about as funny as losing your virginity to your own mum. (Yes, this actually happens in Movie 43.)
 
Worst of all, Farrelly’s film just never knows when to give up, subjecting audiences not only to a never-ending credits sequence gag reel, but yet another post-credits short starring Elizabeth Banks. She gets pissed on by a cartoon cat.
 
Expect Movie 43’s only genuinely funny moments - two faux ads for Tampax and children enslaved to a life working inside cash machines - to end up on YouTube in the near future.

For everybody else, though, this is a great, huge stinker of an embarrassment on their CV. “It makes you shit out your intestines,” warns JJ (Adam Cagley) right at the beginning. He’s not far off.

Verdict:

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our first turkey of 2013. Squandering a gold-star cast and as tasteless as a foam dog poo, Movie 43 deserves not one of your hard-earned pennies. Expect it to sweep next year’s Golden Raspberry awards - it deserves every single one of them.

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    • FBJBottomley

      Jan 25th 2013, 21:03

      How very........expected, can they just stop with all this ensemble c**p now! Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, etc.

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    • Hadouken76

      Jan 27th 2013, 15:13

      Hope this doesn't do for Jackmans Oscar chances, like Norbit did for Eddie Murphys.

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    • StevePotter

      Jan 27th 2013, 23:26

      Is the framing device completely different in the UK? In the US, Dennis Quaid plays a writer trying to pitch the movie as a script to Greg Kinnear playing a producer... So confused.

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    • writerdave87

      Jan 29th 2013, 11:16

      As this was written by Josh Winning, don't expect much of the article to be accurate or make sense. Probably hasn't even seen the film.

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    • FBALeal

      Jan 30th 2013, 4:37

      What are you on about Dave? Idiot.

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    • writerdave87

      Jan 30th 2013, 13:11

      Mr Winning is the one generally responsible for the worst '50 lists' Total film roll out, which often include glaring mistakes so obvious it's pretty dubious he's even seen the films in question. Just because you don't know what I'm talking about doesn't make me an idiot.

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    • aragorn01

      Jan 30th 2013, 13:14

      oh maaannn...i was looking forward to this one. is it really THAT bad...?? it's a farrellis' comedy, so it's expected to be crude, but with all the A-list actors...wow!! if it's that bad i'd be sooo disappointed.

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