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New Year's Eve

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Garry Marshall overindulges again

Ah New Year’s Eve, a time for wearing silly hats, drinking too much, kissing strangers and paying too much for a taxi. According to Garry Marshall, it’s also a great night for living your dreams, following your heart and wishing upon a dozen Hollywood stars.

Following up schmooze-fest Valentine’s Day with another heart-shaped box of celebrity pick’n’mix, Marshall rings in 2012 with a sticky-sweet parade of high-gloss New York love stories. Overstuffed with A-listers (some of whom look like they only put in half a day’s work), it’s almost easier to name everyone who’s not in it.

Hilary Swank is the stressed exec in charge of the Times Square ball drop, Katherine Heigl is catering the aftershow party and Jon Bon Jovi is the headline act-slash-unwelcome-ex.

Glee’s Lea Michele is supposed to sing back-up but gets stuck in a lift with Ashton Kutcher’s grumpy hipster instead. A dying Robert De Niro wants to watch the fireworks but nurse Halle Berry won’t let him.

Pregnant Jessica Biel is trying to squeeze out the first baby of the New Year, Sarah Jessica Parker is an over-parenting mom, Josh Duhamel is stranded in the snow and Zac Efron is helping Michelle Pfeiffer tick off her bucket-list resolutions before meeting up with best bud Kutcher at Swank and Heigl’s party. Apparently, all the good-looking people know each other in New York.

Packed with meet cutes, second chances, teary dashes through snowy streets and even a sassy Latino stereotype, New Year’s Eve comes at you like a silly drunk demanding a hug.

A nice turn from Abigail Breslin as SJP’s daughter and some heart-toasting moments between Pfeiffer and Efron help a couple of stories stand out from the all the glitter and fluff.

Every emotional string is shamelessly pulled, the signposted comedy is lighter than air… it’s just adorable. Sickeningly so.

Verdict:

Another lavish helping of clichés, cameos and implausibly interweaving love stories. Fine if you’re a fan of Valentine’s Day, but Marshall’s multi-star champagne cocktail is all bubbles and no booze.

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    • Heisenberg

      Dec 6th 2011, 18:32

      Christ, is that supposed to be Pfeiffer in that pic with Efron? I thought it was a frumpy aged looking Dunst.

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    • FBKElich

      Dec 10th 2011, 15:22

      As I was reading this I just could say Are you kidding? Is this true? Thanks Garry Marshall for bewildering me even more about the movie industry. I still haven't seen Valentine'sDay. It is not uncommon for movie eras to have someone who makes a film with cast full of people who are familiar to the audience. Old studio concept too. Will work well in 50 years as well as catch some varied audiences now. PreTeens and DeNiro fans. Not surprised about Michelle Pfeiffer and Zac Efron getting good performance review here. But very hurt that Robert De Niro is dying here and Holly Berry won't let him see the fireworks. She better. I am not kidding. Weither we agree on sachrine being good for you or not - 12 year olds and such will love this. Kids stuck at home by themselves or a bullying sibling with nothing but cable and videos will dream big when watching this. Romantic do gooders too along with their elderly counterparts who have seen it all . And the group movie is archived for posterity sake of who was making movies in 2011 .

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    • writerdave87

      Dec 14th 2011, 2:54

      You're quite possibly insane.

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