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BY: Total Film Feb 24th 2009 FILED UNDER: Cinema reviews

Would it ever arrive? Or miss us completely?

Travelling towards us with the agonising speed of an incoming meteor we’ve stared at for fully 23 years, Watchmen finally hits the screen as something fanboys could only have dreamed of: a labour-of-love epic, stylish, violent and very, very faithful.

From the opening strum of Bob Dylan’s ‘The Times They Are A-Changin’, director Zack Snyder’s adaptation of Alan Moore’s graphic novel is a comic-book movie like no other.

His brilliant opening montage effortlessly introduces a very different version of the 20th Century: masked men in Halloween outfits arrest criminals before being outlawed, sectioned and murdered; a stark-naked blue demi-god helps America win the Vietnam War; Nixon remains US president and the world teeters on the brink of nuclear war.

It’s deft, startling and maybe the finest sequence in the film.

Weirdly, Watchmen handed Snyder the polar-opposite problem to the one he solved in adapting Frank Miller’s throwaway Spartan battle-royale 300: too much story instead of not enough.

Cross-cutting between flashbacks that zing from the ’40s to the ’80s, multiple characters and story-strands that phase from Earth to Mars, Snyder unravels an unwieldy on-screen narrative that’s actually nothing like a superhero flick.

It’s a PT Anderson drama in a mask; an ensemble of Hollywood’s finest character actors playing soul-sick men and women locked in mortal combat with their traumatic pasts.

Stan Lee was wrong: with great power comes great loneliness. Even under a luminous layer of CG muscle, Billy Crudup’s beautifully subtle performance hides electric flickers of pain in the impassive face of quantum superman Dr Manhattan.

Grey’s Anatomy star Jeffrey Dean Morgan finds sympathy for the devil in his amoral sociopath The Comedian, seen raping and murdering his way through three decades.

Brit fop Matthew Goode initially looks too weak to play the megalomaniacal Adrian Veidt, but he grows with arrogant assurance inside his role as “the smartest man in the world”.

Little Children’s Patrick Wilson is nervy and bruised as Dan Dreiberg, who used to fight crime as Batman-a-like Nite Owl, but now battles impotence instead.

Admittedly, Malin Akerman’s reluctant Silk Spectre - caught in an insane love triangle between Manhattan and Dreiberg - makes less impact than her queen-bee latex fetish costume.

But it’s Wilson’s Little Children co-star Jackie Earle Haley who’s the real stunner, emerging from an ink-blot mask to nail the sadistic self-hatred of misanthropic detective Rorschach.

That’s one reason Watchmen is so impressive - you can feel the level of love and the lack of compromise. Alan Moore’s graphic novel ripped up the rule-book for superheroes: sex, murder, no happy endings.

Snyder’s Watchmen almost does the same for superhero movies. The director follows Alan Moore’s novel at a safe distance, matching the original framings and shots while animating them with cinematic verve.

It’s dark but not realistic, serious but hyper-stylised. From Nixon’s prosthetic nose to the rain-soaked artificial backdrops, Watchmen always feels like a comic-book movie.

Which is probably the only way Snyder could get away with this kind of violence. Watchmen is unquestionably the most brutal comic-book movie ever made: bullets puncture skulls, faces crunch, a man is burned to death with cooking fat, splatty eviscerations leave blood and bones dripping off the walls and ceilings... Fantastic Four this ain’t.

Snyder unwinds every bone-splintering blow with copious slo-mo combined with concussive shifts in frame rate. Truth is, he leans too hard on that slo-mo button - not least in Watchmen’s worst scene: cringy porny sex bafflingly scored to ‘Hallelujah’.

But it’s a minor dent. Driven forward by an amazing time-capsule soundtrack - Nat King Cole, Simon & Garfunkel, Hendrix - Watchmen never loses its propulsion.

In fact, for anyone who hasn’t read the graphic novel, there’s too much here to take in one sitting. Then again, Moore’s novel is dense, detailed and designed to be chewed rather than swallowed whole.

Maybe that’s why Snyder’s adaptation never soaks up the book's full weight of grim humour and human tragedy. Only a near-perfect sequence revealing the life, death and rebirth of Dr Manhattan captures a genuinely emotional throb.

But a masterpiece has already found its perfect medium. And like the book, Snyder’s Watchmen still demands to be revisited - and on DVD with yet more footage.

So do yourself a favour. Before you watch Snyder film the unfilmable, go read the greatest graphic novel ever written. Then you can decide whether you miss ‘The Squid’.

Jonathan Crocker

Verdict:

Not just another superhero movie. Gripping onto sex, violence and angst, it’s hard to imagine anyone watching the Watchmen as faithfully as Zack Snyder’s heartfelt, stylised adap. Uncompromising, uncommercial and unique.

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squirebrown

and the total film rating is....?

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Posted Feb 23rd 2009 // 11:30PMAlert a moderator

squirebrown

4 stars

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Posted Feb 23rd 2009 // 11:30PMAlert a moderator

AYBGerrardo

If it's as faithful as it can be, then surely 5 stars is a no-brainer. It's no secret that the film has some problems, but that depth of meaning that marked the Graphic Novel as one of the greatest pieces of literature ever produced shouldn't go unwarranted.

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Posted Feb 24th 2009 // 12:10AMAlert a moderator

mattburgess

Because award winning books don't always make award winning films. The mediums are so different, otherwise they might as well just review the novel. "Maybe that’s why Snyder’s adaptation never soaks up the book's full weight of grim humour and human tragedy." I think four stars is great, I was expecting three, so I'm thrilled with this! (I wished for five with Spiderman 3 - D'oh!)

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Posted Feb 24th 2009 // 10:40AMAlert a moderator

mattburgess

Will *definitely* see this at the cinema, but still cannot wait for the extended dvd edition!!!

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Posted Feb 24th 2009 // 10:42AMAlert a moderator

BenCh

I think props are due to Warner Bros...

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Posted Feb 24th 2009 // 11:35AMAlert a moderator

AYBGerrardo

Re: mattburgess. What I mean is, it should be made clear that the film is a potential masterpiece simply down to the ideas it manages to carry across from the comic. I'm confident that the problems mentioned in the review here and elsewhere will be solved with the Director's Cut (a longer running time will give the emotion, ideas and audience more room to breathe), so perhaps either Total Film or Empire should have given the film the benefit of the doubt like they both did for the Dark Knight, in their eyes it's successes outweighing its flaws. But 4 stars is just so vague and doesn't convey the nature of the film at all.

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Posted Feb 24th 2009 // 1:38PMAlert a moderator

Joker

Yes yes yes! love the book, now i cant wait to see this :) i was already looking forward to it! now i see your review, i cant wait!

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Posted Feb 24th 2009 // 3:15PMAlert a moderator

red157

I can completely understand the rating and am rather pleased with it. The four stars from both Empire and Total Film (Though the latter rating will always be more important) hasn't dented my excitement and hasn't increased it either. The Dark Knight wasn't the masterpiece I hoped for after the stellar reviews, so hopefully Watchmen won't disappoint either.

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Posted Feb 24th 2009 // 4:11PMAlert a moderator

scabo33

i cannot stress how long i waited for total films review of this.. total film is the only review that matters.. Is it better than the dark knight one would wonder????

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Posted Feb 24th 2009 // 8:39PMAlert a moderator

squirebrown

still not convinced this will be as good as hoped - v for vendetta got similar initial reviews. hold more stock in the total film review - the empire one is by that writer who pretty much gets everything wrong

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Posted Feb 24th 2009 // 10:26PMAlert a moderator

MadMatt

I imagine, as others have said, that a fifth star might be on the horizon when the extended cut arrives. I can't remember the exact figures but it's an extra thirty or forty minutes, isn't it? Something like that. The additional time will surely help it to breath, give it greater emotional resonance. For the most part I'm very pleased with the four stars from both TF and Empire. Oh, and Ian Nathan over at Empire is a good critic. He got it very wrong with Alexander, but he's human and we all make mistakes... ;)

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Posted Feb 24th 2009 // 10:53PMAlert a moderator

squirebrown

hmmm...have a look at his transformers and knocked up reviews to name but 2...the guy hasn't got a clue

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Posted Feb 24th 2009 // 11:56PMAlert a moderator

AYBGerrardo

MattMatt, yes it's about 40 minutes more not including Tales of the Black Freighter. I completely agree - it should raise the film higher and closer to the source's status as a masterpiece. I hope, like Zodiac, it gets 5 stars when it comes out. Squirebrown, his ratings for those films were exactly the same as Total Film's and perfectly reasonable imo. What exactly is your point?

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Posted Feb 25th 2009 // 12:59AMAlert a moderator

squirebrown

....that the guy has no taste in films and that total film gets it wrong from time to time....duh...

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Posted Feb 25th 2009 // 9:29AMAlert a moderator

red157

I'm quite pleased this has led to Ian Nathan bashing. Four stars for Indy IV? The man's dangerous.

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Posted Feb 25th 2009 // 8:00PMAlert a moderator

MadMatt

I thought Damon Wise reviewed Indy 4, not Nathan... Anyway, I like both magazines. I do find the need of some readers to constantly bash the 'opposition' a bit tiresome, though. Can't we all just get along?

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Posted Feb 25th 2009 // 9:51PMAlert a moderator

squirebrown

no, because if you slag them off on their forums, you get kicked off your account - anyway you bring up another of empire's crimes against reviewing so good on you!

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Posted Feb 25th 2009 // 10:24PMAlert a moderator

sutty

I for one am more than happy with a 4 star rating for the cinema release version! I love the novel and must admit was worried about how the film would come out and have been forcing my friends to read the novel before the film comes out (just in case it puts them off!) After reading this review my mind has been put at ease. Especially by the line 'It’s a PT Anderson drama in a mask'. I also agree (and hope) that the directors cut could well bring this film up to a 5 star film!

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Posted Feb 26th 2009 // 3:52PMAlert a moderator

vol124

I thought the film was surprisingly good and I'm a huge Alan Moore fan. Check this out: http://volume124.wordpress.com/2009/02/25/watchmen-2009-dir-zack-snyder/

User rating: 4

Posted Feb 26th 2009 // 3:55PMAlert a moderator

Gazpop2001

Good review! Just a quick note re: the use of the song Hellelujah - said song was written about the point of sexual climax so, despite the scene in t he film, it could be said it is pretty apt

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Posted Feb 26th 2009 // 7:01PMAlert a moderator

Snowglobe

Reading these reviews I'm even more excited about this film. I've been a total fangirl from first the news that a Watchmen film was going to be made and it's stayed true to the GN is fantastic. I cannot wait to see Rorschach, one of my favourite fictional characters of all time, up there on the big screen

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Posted Feb 27th 2009 // 12:05PMAlert a moderator

mrsmiawallace

Like others I saw the Empire review but was really holding my breath to see what TF had to say as my own criticisms about films seem to fall more in line with the latter magazine. Saying that, I'm really very surprised at the 4 star rating. I was honestly expecting 3 stars like mattburgess had said. I think it's very very hard to make fanboys happy, but as a spot nicely removed from that mindset - yes it's the best graphic novel ever written, but fangirl I am not - I'm sure I'll enjoy the film regardless. I was surprised to see the 18 cert though - a bold move by Snyder as this is going to affect the returns at the box office - I doubt we'll see Dark Knight numbers. Well done to Warner Bros for allowing that to happen and for Snyder to stay faithful to the original material. One thing I'll be keeping in mind when I'm sat in the middle of the cinema - it could have been so much worse.

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Posted Feb 27th 2009 // 1:59PMAlert a moderator

hendrixisgod777

I agree with the majority of comments made. Snyder makes a faithful adaptation of a groundbreakingly complex graphic novel. However, he runs the risk of alienating younger non-fanboys (who possess a limited memory of american political history.) with the constant cutting between the present day and the past. I acknowledge that this is a neccessary evil but perhaps could have been handled more cannily, instead of relying on a simple close up of a character's face followed by a cut. The effect can be jarring and deflects attention away from the main drive of the story which is the murder mystery and impending armageddon. The graphic novel essentially drives three or four naratives simultaneously and part of it's appeal is that author, Alan Moore skillfully uses different storytelling devices to tell each one, whether it's using excerpts from the book, 'Under the Hood' or cut-outs from the scrapbook of the original Silk Spectre. This reveals, for me, the film's main flaw. As mentioned in other posts, Watchmen has already found it's perfect medium in the graphic novel, a medium where originally, the story was told in monthly instalments. This leads me to speculate on whether the film could of been better served as a movie two-parter ala Kill Bill (another backstory heavy film which, I believe, handles it's flashbacks with more panache). As for 'Hallelujah-gate', I think the whole scene was five minutes too long, an excuse just to see a butt-naked Akerman. The scene could of been served just as well with an initial kiss, unbuttoning of costume then a cut to the arbitrary post coital f*g shot. I'm no prude, but it wasn't this graphic in the graphic novel and I felt that it mirrored the love scene in the 300 too much. The saved time could of been better spent elsewhere and it's like my mother always said: "No film ever benefitted from unnecessary nudity." It may sound like I didn't like the film - that's wrong, I did. I agree with the 4-star rating, however, I include a bonus star, olympic diving style, for difficulty of task. I look forward to watching the extended version on DVD as the cinema I watched it in had the air conditioning turned off and the sound quality was awful. Has anybody else had a similar experience or am I talking through a hole in my hat. I'd be interested to know.

User rating: 4

Posted Mar 8th 2009 // 7:52AMAlert a moderator

hendrixisgod777

please excuse the lack of paragraphs in the previous post. For some reason the gaps disappeared after it was submitted.

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Posted Mar 8th 2009 // 7:57AMAlert a moderator

skullkassidy

This film is a brilliant ...failure! Now let me explain that statement. I've always held the opinion that unless Watchmen became one of the most important films ever made then it could never truly be said to be a successful adaption of the book. So in that respect this film is a failure. BUT as far as failures go it's a very striking and enjoyable one. Fans should probably think of this as "Watchmen lite" though. It's a very slimmed down, straight-forward linear, easy-to-digest and less subtle film version. It focuses solely on the superhero whodunnit rather than on the larger world the book created. So maybe Mr Synder has trouble with the more subtle, emotional and intellectual parts of the narrative. But there is one thing we KNOW he's very skilled at: Making things look good. And Watchmen does look good, the sheer amount of VISUAL depth and detail should impressed the most hardened fanboy. His choice of music is pretty much spot-on and the Bob Dylan opening throws you straight into the Watchmen world. Just a shame that he felt the need to put the new "My Chemical Romance" single over the end credits as it really didn't fit at all. The performances are all pretty solid, especially Rorschach and Nite Owl. Morgan does a good Comedian, but his character arc so shoe-horned in that you don't really get to appreciate it. The end does drag abit and it has nothing on the original ...but the changes are not anywhere near as bad as you might have feared. Infact they make sense when you consider the amount trimming off the original story. OBVIOUSLY it's not as good as the book, not even close. But who, honestly, ever thought it could be? It's a fine attempt and we should all be at least alittle grateful in ended up in the care of a director who actually gave a s**t and not some Michel Bay type!

User rating: 4

Posted Mar 9th 2009 // 11:35AMAlert a moderator

James12

What an amazing f*****g film!!! totally not what i was expecting, even better! very very very impressed. one of my favourite films of the year so far, its up there with slumdog, although very different films.

User rating: 4

Posted Mar 12th 2009 // 9:41AMAlert a moderator

pablosplinter

its not bad. and i'm afraid that is not good enough. i think that all of the great bits of the film are due to the amazing source material, whereas all of the bits that fail (and thats a lot) are down to the awful directing by snyder. seriously, 2hrs 40mins. it would be about 1hr without all of the ridiculous slow motion. i couldn't believe it by the end. slow-moton turning around, slow-motionopening a door, slow-motion f*****g everything. also, while obviously most of the choice of music was a given(the times they are changin', all along the watchtower) the music was used very badly. also the sex scenes were pathetic, even worse than 300. i won't go on about how bad snyder is anymore(although i would like to). there were some good points to the films and some outstanding sequences. first of all, as a fan, i would like to say that this is exactly how i had hoped Dr manhattan would be. he was judged perfectly, and the sequence where we find out his history is easily the best in the film, although all of the events were in order so you didn't quite get it like you do in the novel( one of the most amazing sequences i have ever read). i am afraid that whilst rorsharch was good, he wasn't great which was disappointing as i think he is one of the best characters ever written. overall i enjoyed it, but only because i love the comic and just loved seeing the characters and events on film.in reflection, i have to say that it is a very badly mad film though.

User rating: 2

Posted Mar 12th 2009 // 10:57PMAlert a moderator

scousegit

Finally got round to watching this last night and thought it was absolutely stunning. The TV advertising had obviously brought a few people in expecting 'Fantastic 4' and I loved the look of horror on the faces of the young couple to my left when the lights went up... Spiderman this aint. Well done Snyder for not bowing to studio demands and sticking with the ultra-violence - if it had become a family friendly film it would have failed miserably. The scene when Rorschach's looking for the missing child is straight out of a horror movie - stunning! i also think Snyder deserves credit for the changes he's made form the original narrative - they all work and work very well. Also, a thumbs up for the soundtrack - how can anybody complain about Hendrix, Dylan and Simon and Garfunkle. Perfectly placed tracks to compliment the mood. I went with somebody who hadn't read the book and they loved it even more than me, they didn't know what to expect and were simply blown away. This is the darkest, most stylish superhero movie I've ever seen and has pushed Dark Knight to number 2 in my humble opinion.

User rating: 5

Posted Mar 13th 2009 // 12:14AMAlert a moderator

bigtom302

Very good movie. Snyder made a masterpiece. May have to agree with Total Film, he was leaning on the slow mo button a bit too much (lose a star). Character development was tip top, amazing opening sequence, worked really well with comic strip like frames. I loved the comedy flame thrower moment from archie, thought that worked really well. Over all i think that Snyder and the actors did the comic justice and although Alan Moore didnt want anything to do with this movie he should be proud of the outcome. The brutality of this movie works really well, to quote Total Film, "Fantastic Four this aint". Verdict, Love it! BUT NO SQUID!!! im sure the die hard fans noticed!

User rating: 4

Posted Mar 14th 2009 // 12:09AMAlert a moderator

ID4John

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Posted Mar 23rd 2009 // 2:03AMAlert a moderator

ID4John

Just saw the film for the third time, after never having read the graphic novel, and for the third time I was completely blown away. Despite growing up on superheroes in comic books,on TV, and in the movies, I gradually lost interest over the years. Even though I was prodded into seeing "The Dark Knight" by friends who raved about it, while it held my interest I still only found it okay. Then I read an early movie review of "Watchmen," saying how different this was from the standard costumed hero movie, and decided to give it a go. Well, I wasn't disappointed, and "different" is an understatement! A hero who's impotent? Another who's a rapist, not too mention JFK's assassin? And of course there's Rorschach who, in my opinion, is one of the most fascinating characters I have seen in ANY film in years, and who became my immediate favorite after the first viewing. Add some amazing visuals, the outstanding soundtrack, and you've got one heck of a moviegoing experience that will remain indelibly etched in the mind of this viewer for a long, long time to come. Congrats to Zach Snyder for a job well done!

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Posted Mar 23rd 2009 // 2:39AMAlert a moderator

RaveyDaveyGravy

Im sorry, but I really didnt like Watchmen. I dont know the book, but as a stand alone movie its ridiculous, self important and slow (mo). Im sure 1 character had wee wings on his hat and an 80ft blue man?? Made Superman Returns look good

User rating: 2

Posted Mar 25th 2009 // 1:11PMAlert a moderator

ghost746

at least 5 stars c'mon but i guess the book was better than said movie haha

User rating: 5

Posted Mar 27th 2009 // 11:06AMAlert a moderator

sanguinarius

I've not read the book, but I thought the movie was really good.

User rating: 5

Posted Mar 28th 2009 // 11:00PMAlert a moderator

pimpernel

It was AWESOME. And it looked just like the graphic novel!

User rating: 5

Posted Mar 30th 2009 // 4:09PMAlert a moderator

Martster

An absolute triumph, I loved it

User rating: 5

Posted Apr 3rd 2009 // 11:38PMAlert a moderator

Doodrop

I saw watchmen at the weekend i thought it was very good, special effects well done the only bad thing i thought was, it was a bit long for the films subject 2hrs 45min other than that very good.

User rating: 4

Posted Apr 6th 2009 // 12:05PMAlert a moderator

Doodrop

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Posted Apr 6th 2009 // 12:06PMAlert a moderator

jimsmith

THIS FILM SUCKS SO BAD! I really don't get the reviews people have given here. I normally regard totalfilm and empireonline as good reviews because people who like those types of films review them...rather than some idiot who basically only like bambi films. This is the second film i walked out of the cinema...i just found it boring! there were some good scenes, but every time it then slowed right down and dragged on again...the suspense just wasn't there. Someone said, oh maybe its better than dark knight - how could it be, that was a proper superhero film, done extremely well....this is just pathetic...and the love scene, well yes we all know about that! I haven't read the comic, so i guess its definitely different, but come on, unless its just seeing that on screen this is one of the worst films ever...admit it, please ;o)

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Posted Apr 11th 2009 // 1:30AMAlert a moderator

Romz87

Absolutely loved it!! Great, story, great direction and a slightly altered ending from its original source that most definitely works in its favour! Although the film is not for everyone, and i wont be surprised if there are viewers that are hating on this one already, i still highly recommend this to those looking for an epic, non-campy, and complex superhero story. This ain't your typical kid-friendly Spider-man! Oh, and awesome soundtrack too!

User rating: 5

Posted Apr 28th 2009 // 4:08PMAlert a moderator

thekillingjoke

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Posted May 21st 2009 // 5:34PMAlert a moderator

sjsmith88

User rating: 5

Posted Jun 25th 2009 // 1:54PMAlert a moderator

zakmccormack

I'm not usually a comic book film person but I was pleasantly suprised by this. The one thing stopping me from giving it 5 stars was that I felt myself getting bored towards the end, it went on a bit too long for my liking. Awesome movie though.

User rating: 4

Posted Jul 15th 2009 // 5:14PMAlert a moderator

Phoenix81

Wow!! One of the best films I've seen in ages!! Beautifully shot, dark and nasty as they come. Think I may watch the Director's Cut very soon (Despite the lenght)...

User rating: 4

Posted Jul 28th 2009 // 3:20PMAlert a moderator

Chrisic

Where so many comic book adaptations fail, Watchmen succeeds. But thats just it, Watchmen is not your everyday superhero flick and as the bloodshed suggests, this film a 'graphic' tale in every sense. The plot borders along the sense of anarchy and depression featured in The Dark Knight but unlike Nolan's epic, there is no real feeling of recovery and sadly the absence of hope haunts the narrative.

User rating: 3

Posted Aug 5th 2009 // 10:21PMAlert a moderator

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