Say what you like about Joel Schumacher’s bonkers zombie horror flick, it isn’t easily forgotten. How many movies feature a zombie horse biting people? With its guts hanging out? On fire? Shot in 2007, then name-changed, shelved and finally dusted off to capitalise on Michael Fassbender and Henry Cavill’s sudden fanboy fame, Blood Creek is dumb, gory, post-pub fun. Fassbender stars as a Nazi zombie terrorising modern-day West Virginia, clad in a black leather trenchcoat and sprouting a third eye in his forehead. Hey Joel, 1984 called: they want their video nasty back.