Gawp at Mr Tall (Ken Watanabe)! Warm to witty vampire Crepsley ( John C Reilly)! Become vaguely aroused by the bearded lady (Salma Hayek)!
Then lament this colourful vamps-for-kids franchise-starter, which entertains but lacks the requisite bite.
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Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
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