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Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

3

A vampire satire with no bite...

Gawp at Mr Tall (Ken Watanabe)! Warm to witty vampire Crepsley ( John C Reilly)! Become vaguely aroused by the bearded lady (Salma Hayek)!

Then lament this colourful vamps-for-kids franchise-starter, which entertains but lacks the requisite bite.
 

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