DOA (15)

Videogame beat-’em-off starring My Name Is Earl hardbody Jaime Pressly, racially stereotyped Devon Aoki and Flic from Neighbours as kung fu bikini babes. The plan? They bash each other, you bash yourself. Then? Disaster. You notice it’s cert 15. So, in brief(s): Pressly exits water dripping, bronzed and Babylonian (cr 04:31); Holly Valance wows with towel, bra, handgun and airbrushed nipples (cr 08:18 or YouTube); The Transporter director Corey Yuen pulls fleeting slo-mo power-dollies across his starlets’ sopping, hungry bums (cr 47:51).

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