In 1992, the surprise success of Under Siege threatened to see Steven Seagal muscle onto the A-list beside Bruce, Arnie and Sly. Then the pony-tailed one made Under Siege 2. But that trainwreck of a movie plays like T2 next to the straight-to-DVD drivel he now churns out – the latest abomination being Flight Of Fury. SS is on the trail of a stolen Stealth Bomber. Cue fisticuffs shot from the chest up and a dogfight that’s less Top Gun than outtakes from Hot Shots! Dire.