Reviews

Just Married

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""I feel like I've been married for 50 years"," complains Tom (Ashton Kutcher) halfway through Just Married. Yeah? Well, it feels like we've been watching your cackpot flick for the same length of time, and your dumb-Yank-abroad routine is wearing thin...

Wealthy Sarah (Brittany Murphy) meets decidedly unwealthy Tom. They get hitched and go to Europe on a disastrous honeymoon, which plays like National Lampoon's European Vacation without any gags.

At all. Humourless, patronising and charmless, there's nothing to recommend this movie. Unless, perhaps, it's meant as an advert for the single life.

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