
Thor! What is he good for? Uh… stripping down to his tighty whities?
That’s what the Marvel-monikered surfer dude (Chris Zylka) gets up to in Gregg Araki’s bonkers genre blender.
Thomas Dekker’s sexually “undeclared” student encounters masked psychos and lesbian witches amid a torrent of horny conquests as his mystery past comes a-knocking.
Diablo Cody fans will dig the teenspeak, but as it screeches toward a berserk blow-out of a finale, Kaboom becomes more WTF? than genuinely wicked.