There’s an unwritten rule when it comes to college gross-out movies and it was set in stone way back with Animal House: you’ve got to flavour your crude with a dollop of clever. Pledge This! is testament to just how far the National Lampoon team have drifted from that rule since John Belushi first slipped on the toga.
Paris Hilton is a vacant, bitchy socialite who treats everyone she meets like a lesser mortal. She totters from scene to scene with a jaw line resembling a snow plough and demonstrating all the acting prowess of chipboard. The bad news? She’s the best thing in the flick.