Pacha: The Dance Workout


There's something quite reassuring about this one. The stylish PS2-style menu graphic. The whispered promise of microscopic hotpants. The fun-sized clutch of (gasp!) extras... It's looking promising...

Trouble is, five of Ibiza's lithest, oiliest professional booty-shakers barely register when flanked by what could be a brace of Jim'll Fix It's most pitiful applicants. The malnourished triple-jointed chap on the right is sporting a pair of unsexy knee-high woollen stockings, while the fella on the left looks like he'd be encouraged to wear a cycle helmet whenever he's not lying down - 'dancing' with all the grace and poise of a frightened horse on a frozen lake. It's distracting.



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