Smirking mockumentary’s that’s nowhere near as stimulating as its subject – though it should make your sphincter twitch a few times. A popular girl’s best friend, The Rabbit is so called because it features a jutting clitoral stimulator that looks like a pair of bunny ears. So it’s sexy and pleasure-giving but also a bit kooky and non-threatening. Well, apart from the great cock-shaft that makes up the rest of it… This is overacted, overlong and roughly as funny as throat cancer, it’s tempting to say that the makers can take their nasty dildo-doc and shove it up their arses. But we’ll save that gag for Love-Egg Fever.