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Leather-coated shitkicker Takeshi Kaneshiro is happily blasting Triads in Matrix-stylee bullet-time when grubby youngster Ann Suzuki crashlands on his week and brings the plot from Terminator with her. She's jumped through a stargate in the future, see, and needs to find an ET before a Transformers-versus-mankind mega-war kicks off.

Derivative? Not 'arf. Pilfering from just about every future-flick you can think of, this sci-fi stir-fry is considerably less than the sum of its parts. But it's watchable enough, thanks to some big-budget effects and designer violence. Still, feels less like a movie than a feature-length trailer for lots of better movies you're already seen.

Film Details

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  • UK Theatrical Release Date: February 1st 2004

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