“If I’m not me,” puzzles Arnie in Total Recall, “Den who da hell am I?” Alas, he’s not really himself for much of this four-flick boxset. In the unspeakable Red Sonja he comes off as Conan’s less charismatic cousin, engaged in a bad-acting contest – to the death – with talisman-chasing swordswoman Brigitte Nielsen. Cheap, risible and possibly a formative influence on Uwe Boll.
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