In a Nutshell:
Michael Bay is bored of blowing up the earth, so is off to blow up the moon.
A generation's greatest achievement. Our nation's proudest moment. A secret hidden for 40 years.
A spaceship from Cybertron is found on the dark side of the moon and the Autobots and Decepticons race to lay claim to it.
Shia LaBeouf (or LeBeef as Matt Damon would pronounce it) is back for more as Sam Witwicky, and is hopefully planning to make good on his frank assessment of the second film, and his assurance this one will be better on all fronts.
John Tuturro is also back as Simmons, joined this time by Frances McDormand and Ken Jeong - promising to help make the talking bits between the fighting bits just as entertaining.
Written by: Keith Krepcho